Linebaugh does tattoos

[woops]

@linebaugh, if you were to do a tattoo for me, one that captured my personality and summarised the whole sorry thing in a few lines - what would you do? I'm seriously debating whether it's time to just give in and join the rest of the world... but I need a really good idea to tip me over the edge and actually do it, what should I go for? Cos for a first tattoo I feel it should be really carefully chosen. If I had 20 then the 21st might be something I chose quickly from a book I'd just enjoyed or whatever, but to actually break my duck and be the thing that makes cross-over to the inked side it would have to be something special... in some way at least. Something of special significance to me or my life, or perhaps special merely by dint of being extremely high-quality and unique... I dunno, I just feel that one's first tattoo should be in some sense the most important... does that make sense or am I over-thinking it?

Your own face

 

[IdleRich]

On my face.

 

[Leo]

a moustache tattooed on your upper lip.

 

[IdleRich]

It will be helpful for ID if I get killed somehow... "any identifying marks?" "yes actually, he does have a rather unusual tattoo on his face" "Unusual how?" "Well, it appears to be the face of Idle Rich so we're working with the hypothesis that the only person who would get that is probably Idle Rich".

 

[WashYourHands]

a Hitler moustache tattooed on your upper lip.

 

[IdleRich]

What about dogging tattoos WYH? I'm sure that there is a whole complex system of meanings withing meanings and mind-bogglingly byzantine hierarchies that can really only be truly understood by the filthiest and most twisted perverts out there.
And what does it mean if you have a Hitler moustache tattoo on your face?
Well according to google it is... "an open invitation for every able-bodied male or female for miles around to join forces in subjecting the wearer to the most horrendous and kinky sex tortures they can dream up, usually culminating in brutally sodomisng the victim/sacrifice to death and chucking his body ceremoniously (at least there is that I guess) into the foundations of a motorway under construction or similar" - thanks a lot mate. Last time I take any advice from you.

 

[luka]

Gus wants you to do him an evil penis design

 

[luka]

like, it's a penis but its got an evil looking face on it. possibly legs/feet coming out the ballsack? arms?

 

[linebaugh]

thats a specialty of mine. excellent request sir

 

[luka]

he hasn't decided where he wants it done. inner thigh possibly but inner forearm gives more visibility.

 

[linebaugh]

thigh is a great place for a first tattoo, but its also already so close to his actual penis. I like inner forearm where it can peak out of half rolled sleeve like the naughty surprise it is

 

[luka]

 

[linebaugh]

 

[linebaugh]

slowly coming around to making drawings I myself like. Next step is getting faster

 

[linebaugh]

to go on the record now - luka and mvuent have been my biggest fans. Luka more so than my own mother.
Suspended rarely likes my posts and version is openly defiant against my pursuits

 

[Leo]

Think I missed it, what set off the Version feud? Has it escalated?

 

[Clinamenic]

Think I missed it, what set off the Version feud? Has it escalated?

Linebaugh got a chest tattoo of Version's face. No longer is Version's face unknown in America.

 

[Clinamenic]

Like a version, etched for the very first time.

 

[Clinamenic]

Linebaugh got a chest tattoo of Version's face. No longer is Version's face unknown in America.

What is especially notable about this is that Linebaugh gave himself the tattoo. Imagine being familiar enough with the contours of another's face, so as to recreate it from an upside-down vantage point, from memory.

 

[version]

Think I missed it, what set off the Version feud? Has it escalated?

I rarely respond because I don't like tattoos.