Idiocy

[Corpsey]

Context
Afflicted for the last week with insomnia and heavy constipation.

Action
Bought and ate entire packet of Honey and Mustard Sausages from M&S on lunchbreak.

 

[version]

Reads like Prynne.

 

[craner]

Would this be your specialist subject on Mastermind, Corpsey?

 

[catalog]

do you eat those sausages cold?

 

[Corpsey]

You don't have to but I have.

 

[Corpsey]

Often I do idiotic things because I'm an idiot

But I also do them sometimes because I hate myself and I want revenge.

 

[sufi]

low level self sabotage
someone i knew explained how she'd sometimes do things just "to annoy myself" - that captures it well i think - setting traps for future you

i don't think it's even that negative - it's quite a healthy reaction to the way we're expected to be efficient and homogenous like machines, all our desires mapped out and catered for, with fancy sausages

 

[craner]

The only idiotic thing about you Jack is that you persist in pretending to be an idiot.

 

[sufi]

i'm thinking of re-branding my excessive last night pot smikong as insomnia actually

 

[luka]

 

[craner]

This thread is a product of Corpsey's masochism.

 

[Clinamenic]

 

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[Clinamenic]

Didn't see that @luka had the same impulse there

 

[Clinamenic]

Actually Mr. Law and Mr. Branagh don't look dissimilar here.

 

[version]

 

[catalog]

Brilliant.