Craner are you smoking fags tonight?

[luka]

i actually find it quite astonishing. and heartening in a way. hes not completely stupid, hes probably quite clever in many ways
but when he tries to write 'poetry' its fucking insane, its so fucked. i might be thick but im the only human that has worked out how to write a poem
in the last 50 years and thats a fact.

 

[woops]

i reckon i have smoked 5 fags in the last 90 minutes. i'm not @craner but my mind is a rose garden plus i am sitting on the sofa.

 

[luka]

i reckon i have smoked 5 fags in the last 90 minutes. i'm not @craner but my mind is a rose garden plus i am sitting on the sofa.

i better smoke another then

 

[thirdform]

might go fight Finney for fully surrendering to the house mainstream if I can be bothered. The lawyer is just too damn happy. He should be miserable, what's wrong with him?

 

[luka]

i reckon i have smoked 5 fags in the last 90 minutes. i'm not @craner but my mind is a rose garden plus i am sitting on the sofa.

i was at pizza union today and i finsihed my pizza by the time my companions were on their 2nd slice.

 

[luka]

might go fight Finney for fully surrendering to the house mainstream if I can be bothered. The lawyer is just too damn happy. He should be miserable, what's wrong with him?

hes rich and succesful what do you think

 

[woops]

whilst smoking them fags i've sunk exatly one can of Zywiec got another one ready to go

 

[thirdform]

you know when someones not miserable i am very suspicious. In fact my aunt güllü told off my uncles wife for not being miserable enough. proper pulling her hairs out what on earth is wrong with you, slamming the plates hither and dither. It was quite a spectacle. But she was right, of course.

 

[woops]

i was at pizza union today and i finsihed my pizza by the time my companions were on their 2nd slice.

yes i'm well aware you have a tendency to bolt your food pizza union is nothing special though is it

 

[thirdform]

I've seen baba get into some spectacular rows with my mum but that was something else. That was pure contempt. Why is this bug so jovial?

 

[luka]

yes i'm well aware you have a tendency to bolt your food pizza union is nothing special though is it

nothing special but on the other hand its enjoyable and cheap and im a great eater

 

[luka]

you know when someones not miserable i am very suspicious. In fact my aunt güllü told off my uncles wife for not being miserable enough. proper pulling her hairs out what on earth is wrong with you, slamming the plates hither and dither. It was quite a spectacle. But she was right, of course.

anyone satified is probably a cop of some kind and we should tear out their gizard, whatever a gizzard is

 

[thirdform]

there's no pizza in urfa. I kind of want one now.

 

[thirdform]

I mean there is, but it tastes shit.

 

[luka]

there's no pizza in urfa. I kind of want one now.

they always try and sell thingy as 'turkish pizza' you know what i mean

 

[thirdform]

they put too much sujuk in it and not enough tomato.

 

[luka]

there's no pizza in urfa. I kind of want one now.

do you turks eat fava beans? or does that only happen as you drift further east? the corner shop sells all these industrial turkish beans
in a can with a built in plastic fork that i really like, but not fava

 

[thirdform]

they always try and sell thingy as 'turkish pizza' you know what i mean

yeah, lahmajun.

Had a fucking banging one the other week. home made, of course. no point going restaurants here unless you're an oligarch.

 

[woops]

lahmacun, wtf kind of pizza has onions all over it,

 

[thirdform]

do you turks eat fava beans? or does that only happen as you drift further east? the corner shop sells all these industrial turkish beans
in a can with a built in plastic fork that i really like, but not fava

Yeah its barbunya I think.