The Great North Dissensus Pub Session

[catalog]

@whisperingdave is up for a meet next week but would need to be a wednesday, which i can do.

i can do weds or thurs next week at moment

 

[catalog]

northerners are so 'warm' and so 'friendly' they cant bear to be in the same room together

you need to drop this antiquated stereotype about warm and friendly northerners, literally no-one apart from grandmas and thick people like you say it

 

[luka]

you need to drop this antiquated stereotype about warm and friendly northerners, literally no-one apart from grandmas and thick people like you say it

I meet at least one northerner a week saying exactly this. Although tbf maybe they are thick.

 

[catalog]

yeah that's the problem with you being in london, you've sort of got the dregs of the north down there. all the idiots

 

[luka]

@woops are you going to take this slander?

 

[woops]

@woops are you going to take this slander?

i'm not invested in this artificial divide. the north is as bad as the south, and each is worse than the other. let me flee to the continent any day.

 

[catalog]

i'm not either, i just take luke's very stale bait. i agree that europe rules over GB. anything but america ffs.

Death to America!

 

[luka]

Death to America! (But don't romanticise Europe. You can't buy fresh milk anywhere)

 

[woops]

my brother's girlfriend is from cali and she speaks like this oh my GAHWUD it's so COMplicated

down here in london where i write this people say stuff like that's the way forward, i swear on my mum's life, in other words complete garbage that doesn't mean anything

up north you can drink unpasteurised milk from the udder but you have to put up with morons staring at you while you do it, saying what are you doing that for, you daft get

 

[catalog]

it's so dangerous that we've allowed the dudes on here, they should all get banned, it's going to be the undoing. i can feel it in my waters. it's like mcdonaleds. we should have just said no.

 

[yyaldrin]

how did they get here in the first place?

 

[luka]

I've got no idea. It could be deliberate sabotage Cointelpro operation.

 

[luka]

You can tell they are agents because they share with Mr Tea what Woops referred to as 'a massive capacity for taking abuse'. The sure sign of an infiltrator and paid saboteur

 

[yyaldrin]

beiser was also part of the dudes right? he was the only one we could neutralize.

 

[luka]

Yes, we soon terminated him.

 

[catalog]

yeah i think it's an ILM thing maybe? like a really coy takedown operation? we should move this discussion over to deep state thread so the boys can have a proper look.

gus in particular is very suspect, very shape shifter. limbo is like some kind of unreal made up being. lives in a holiday chalet but reads bergson. come on

 

[luka]

And looks like Bobby off of King of the Hill.... Don't add up.

 

[catalog]

version did this sort of malfunction thing on beiser and killed him. got him ina a paradox. these are all like ash on alien. we are ripley.

 

[catalog]

bizarelly, stan is starting to look completely normal and innocent.

 

[luka]

I think the recent Dude Ranch meet up was a way to meet Mvuent, get his log him details, slaughter him, and replace him with a clone