The Great North Dissensus Pub Session

sus

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I had no dinner. I was in line at Starbucks and I was gonna get an egg and sausage sandwich but then Ed said, we're coming to you, so I said oh no I have no cell service better walk to the meeting point or they'll leave without me. Terrible decision. No one showed and my belly was empty and then I had angel dust forced on me in some alley way
 

sus

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Like an ancient ritual, you have to fast before hand, complete purging and self-evacuation
 

luka

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its nothing personal. i think the world of you, i mean, it sounds cruel but frankly it means your karma is a mess
 

sus

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Like before surgery actually you're groggily in and out of the anesthesia as they poke metal tools into your gray matter
 

sus

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I think I have good karma, I made it a point of honor to always break up with high school girlfriends before I slept with someone else
 

sus

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I've been saying this! Or did you hear it from me. Or did you hear it from him

I can't think for the life of me, the only time we've interacted I said, nice album Poetix, I like your singing
 

luka

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help me with the maths here. he is smarter than me and i write better poems... who has the moral authority in this scenario?
 

sus

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Thanks luka I appreciate all this moral support it will keep me going through future dark times on the board
 

sus

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help me with the maths here. he is smarter than me and i write better poems... who has the moral authority in this scenario?
Everyone knows scientists have no moral sense, they just build whatever the government builds. Unwitting pawns of power.

On the other hand, the poet could not be put to use by his government even if he volunteered

So, this is tough
 
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