Linebaugh's Top 25 Mega Minds

[luka]

version is 5'5. he says that adds up to 'a perfect 10'

 

[sus]

With a cauliflower ear

 

[linebaugh]

but he had the physique of a highschool wrestler.

Ian that is

 

[linebaugh]

hes modest and tried to hide it but I saw those arms poking out of his thirt

 

[luka]

Ian post a picture of your bicep

 

[linebaugh]

did you compare willies?

Ive been called big. Have you gus?

 

[linebaugh]

I dont think he has

 

[linebaugh]

Ian post a picture of your bicep

@mvuent

 

[sus]

Ive been called big. Have you gus?

Linebaugh, every tralk tells her john that he's big, it's how she gets tips.

 

[sus]

(for context, Linebaugh's been in love with this OnlyFans girl for like 3 years, he saves up all his accounting money for private sessions and keeps proposing to her over Twitter DMs. Imagine he'll get a soft-block soon if he hasn't already)

 

[luka]

Die Convenient! (an anagram of covid nineteen) @mixed_biscuits

 

[linebaugh]

suspended is distorting the facts

 

[luka]

suspended is distorting the facts

wait this is somewhat true?

 

[linebaugh]

the somewhat true is that I had some friends that did only fans before they banned the sexually explicit content. That and my large pecker

 

[linebaugh]

a true fact about Gus was that when he was telling us this sob story about having to eat dust and share a bed with that homless person to make it in brooklyn was a lie and he was actually having SEX with that bedfellow, presumably a young woman,

 

[linebaugh]

I am not a crust punk but I am a cool punk rock type of guy. A son john eden would be proud of.

 

[linebaugh]

Salt of the earth. You should have seen the other two in the Good Knight dive bar, noses turned up, gus nearly puked. If I wasnt there they might have gotten shot

 

[luka]

I am not a crust punk but I am a cool punk rock type of guy. A son john eden would be proud of.

that wasnt you playing pool? the one that looked like the son from king of the hill?

 

[sus]

a true fact about Gus was that when he was telling us this sob story about having to eat dust and share a bed with that homless person to make it in brooklyn was a lie and he was actually having SEX with that bedfellow, presumably a young woman,

I was taking advantage of a situation, nothing wrong with that.

 

[linebaugh]

I was taking advantage of a situation, nothing wrong with that.

its true. the night it happened he told us he entered in the room with crocodile tears and asked for a hug. from there he said it was 'easy'