Do you have a large pecker?

[luka]

Tea if one more persons questions your designation youll have to post stats

post a pic with a ruler next to it

 

[linebaugh]

But what if the GRU gets hold of this data and uses it against us?

Ill be fine

 

[Mr. Tea]

I suppose it was a logical progression that a thread here would end up as a *literal* dick-sizing contest.

 

[luka]

barty caught a glimpse of the Simon Reynolds package and said it's borderline terrrifying. like it could do serious internal damage.
this gave rise to a lot of tags like 'blissblog with the big nob'

 

[linebaugh]

mr tea if you post a pic of your pecker next to a ruler luka has told me he'll never again read vigilant citizen

 

[luka]

obviously it has to have you face in it otherwise it coud be anyones. could you give us the thumbs up in
the pic too if thats not too much bother?

 

[Clinamenic]

obviously it has to have you face in it otherwise it coud be anyones. could you give us the thumbs up in
the pic too if thats not too much bother?

It should have a handwritten note reading something we specify here, such as "logical progression" or "this forum is a very fucking weird place"

 

[Mr. Tea]

mr tea if you post a pic of your pecker next to a ruler luka has told me he'll never again read vigilant citizen

Nah, @mixed_biscuits would just say it's fake news and that I've obviously had a special ruler custom-made that's scaled much smaller than a normal ruler.

 

[linebaugh]

Nah, @mixed_biscuits would just say it's fake news and that I've obviously had a special ruler custom-made that's scaled much smaller than a normal ruler.

your pecker sandwiched between a ruler and your standard sized banana then

 

[luka]

your pecker sandwiched between a ruler and your standard sized banana then

next to another mans average sized penis, side by side

 

[Clinamenic]

 

[luka]

The above post was issued from an online presence of a deeply experimental nature, and should not be regarded as financial advice.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Next to a surprised Kim Jong Un or a similarly hard to impress ruler

 

[Mr. Tea]

your pecker sandwiched between a ruler and your standard sized banana then

Genetically engineered microbanana.

 

[Mr. Tea]

@linebaugh Are you going to let us in on who else clicked Yes? And, more importantly, who clicked No?

 

[linebaugh]

I thought you all could see.

Large peckers- me, Tea (under reveiw) and clinamenic
Not large peckers- Luka, constant escape

 

[luka]

@linebaugh Are you going to let us in on who else clicked Yes? And, more importantly, who clicked No?

its all there up top. click on the yes and the no.

 

[Mr. Tea]

its all there up top. click on the yes and the no.

Ahh, was having trouble navigating on my phone.

 

[version]

Ahh, was having trouble navigating on my phone with my large pecker

 

[version]

The Dudes watching Master and Commander together's pushed the forum into critical levels of toxic masculinity.