Universally agreed terrible film(s)

[sus]

First twenty minutes of New World are indubitably in the top five cinematic moments of all time

 

[luka]

If you've only seen four films then possibly you could argue this

 

[luka]

It's got dew glistening in a spiders web with the sun behind it on it and it's shot like a American porno

 

[luka]

'beads of sweat on some sunbed thighs

 

[luka]

Corpsey agrees with me

 

[craner]

I attempted to watch Wonderwoman 1984 the other day, for some reason. Turned it off halfway through. Nonsensical plot, hammy acting, stupid SFX. I've never been a devotee of the superhero genre, but this was just dreadful.

Gal Gadot is very nice to look at, but that by itself couldn't save it.

The first one is a classic, though. A much better movie about WW1 than 1917.

 

[craner]

But it has a following doesn't it?

Yes, I was just teasing Spendo.

 

[luka]

Look at this perfume ad lmao

 

[luka]

A new fragrance from Terry Malick

 

[sus]

I reckon I've watched more kino than you

 

[craner]

This is a bit like the revenge songs thread, it's hard to find answers that really hit the spot.

 

[WashYourHands]

A Good Year (2006) ⭐ 6.9 | Comedy, Drama, Romance

1h 57m | 12A

www.imdb.com

 

[craner]

The couples therapy ones are usually derided:

Brangelina's By the Sea
Beniffer's Gigli
Guy Ritchie and Madonna's Swept Away

But none of us have seen them, so who knows?

 

[luka]

Watch that Malick footage Craner. Do it! Go on! Watch it!

 

[craner]

Watch that Malick footage Craner. Do it! Go on! Watch it!

 

[luka]

It doesn't even include the most risible scene which is Colin Farrell communicating with his sexy Noble Savage via the medium of interpretive dance.

 

[IdleRich]

SmmmmThis is just going to turn into a big list of fi lms people on here didn't like, particularly films that are actually critically acclaimed and a lot of people like.

It could do, but so far people have risen above that fairly well. So far.

 

[craner]

It doesn't even include the most risible scene which is Colin Farrell communicating with his sexy Noble Savage via the medium of interpretive dance.

Talking of Farrell, Love, Actually should be in for a shout on this thread, but everybody loves it.

 

[luka]

Corpsey you have to pile in. Give Gus a boot in the ribs and laugh at him. We're all doing it!

 

[craner]

It could do, but so far people have risen above that fairly well. So far.

That's the flaw in this thread, though, you are just asking us to regurgitate accepted opinion.