turning Gus into a Londoner

[luka]

easily the kindest warmest people on planet earth

 

[luka]

people who have to wear a coat inside their own house

 

[luka]

 

[DannyL]

all our conversation and humour is predicated on the understanding that we are depressed and we cant ever escape for longer than it takes for the drugs to wear off. this is why we are good hearted and kind people that understand and sympathsise with suffering

And this is a product of being ruled over by the same set of inbred cunts for the last 9000 years.

 

[DannyL]

No wonder the yanks are chirpy. They got rid of the dead hand of the old country on their shoulder.

 

[sus]

this is why we are good hearted and kind people that understand and sympathsise with suffering

Yeah I'm pretty positive that's not the effect it has.

 

[luka]

it is actually. promise.

 

[sus]

I think the Londoners are having too much fun already with their circle-wank, don't let me spoil the fun.

 

[sus]

Wanktank: you all stay in together til it's up to your nostrils

 

[luka]

to say something contentious, i hate George Michael

 

[thirdform]

I think the Londoners are having too much fun already with their circle-wank, don't let me spoil the fun.

No, no. This is a reactionary sentiment. you have already connected many neural pathways through the tunes I am drip feeding. please continue with the Silver Bullet.

 

[luka]

take your medicine

 

[luka]

talk to me corpsey i require a constant feed of stimulation all day and all night

 

[wektor]

what is both interesting and worrying to me about london (or londoners rather) is the often met tendency for a bit of martyrological spicing up of the big city hustle.
no wonder not many are happy, you cannot be with bread of this quality.
I don't want to go back all the way to "why the fuck would you stay on this island with shitty weather?", because that seems rather pointless.

Still, I do get a sense some of this shit they are sitting in - is their own shit.
Londoners are masochists.
They don't want to have right angles nor flat floors in their houses.
They do not fancy warm food, they want the tesco's ploughmans sandwich straight from the fridge and a bag of crisps.
Yes there are a lot of people in this city who are struggling, but I do get a feeling some of the not-so-badly doing ones love to cosplay the struggle and have a wank over it, too.
Even middle class fucking targeted ads refer to the fact that London is tough and oh yes it does take certainly take serious balls to get through a day in this shitter.

 

[luka]

yeah maybe but have you tried doing those jobs those people do? it probably is really tough. its probably enough to make you suicidal in seconds

 

[wektor]

yeah maybe but have you tried doing those jobs those people do? it probably is really tough. its probably enough to make you suicidal in seconds

well yeah I barely just now put an end to my career in hospitality and I did my bunch of low end jobs a few years ago too, but it is the people who make it the most tough.
it's the people who fuck you over and refuse to pay you for your work, it's the people who shit on the bathroom floor, it's the clueless tourists (people again) who make it so hard to walk along the fucking pavement

 

[wektor]

then all the above is sold as gloomy, but cool, really makes you feel alive mate
I haven't been around much, but I have never seen this many flats with such serious mold issues as in this city

 

[luka]

IF YOU DONT LIKE IT YOU CAN LEAVE 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🦁 🦁 🦁

 

[version]

There are other countries with bad weather which don't seem to suffer from the same dourness that Britain does, so it must be something more than the weather.

 

[luka]

its true our housing stock is in very bad shape