Clinamenic
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A "luka true" story? i.e. a "false" story?
are you annoying?
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version
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I did tell the parent of a kid I was at school with that my mum had died when she approached me in the playground after school one day asking after her. I don't even know why I said it, I just came out with it and walked off then my gran later told us she'd rung her up to offer her condolences.
Clinamenic
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Fascinating how version's poised collectedness is so poignantly punctuated by bursts of sheer sociopathy like that.
Clinamenic
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Absolutely hilarious, approaching comic genius at points. Spreading these outrageous falsehoods and remaining non-chalant as they disrupt the social fabric around him.
version
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Sometimes it's funny if nobody believes it and you just keep saying it anyway.
My friend's grandad died and I told him he'd faked his death because he hated him and was actually living in our friend Dan's basement then a bunch of us kept going on about it as though it were true.
My friend's grandad died and I told him he'd faked his death because he hated him and was actually living in our friend Dan's basement then a bunch of us kept going on about it as though it were true.
version
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I got caught out really badly once myself when a mate told me another of my mates had been diagnosed with cancer. He let me stew for a few hours too and I got all choked up then he was like "Nah, not really!".
It seemed a bit darker when he did it though. It wasn't particularly mischievous or silly or anything. He just said he had cancer and his family were trying to keep it quiet etc and played the whole thing completely straight.
This was the same guy who hit someone with a pole when they were knocked out on GHB.
It seemed a bit darker when he did it though. It wasn't particularly mischievous or silly or anything. He just said he had cancer and his family were trying to keep it quiet etc and played the whole thing completely straight.
This was the same guy who hit someone with a pole when they were knocked out on GHB.
droid
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lol, no. Myself, and many others departed because of your persistently awful behaviour. Barty was barely a factor, in fact, I quite liked the lad when he wasn't getting caught up in your silly games.
We've left the stage to you, so it would be nice in return if you would refrain from talking complete shit about us. Ive seen you do it about Baboon as well.
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Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
One needs to have built up a tolerance against @luka and these weaponized falsehoods, a bulwark for the frothing tide. I've gotten to the point where I enjoy them, all the claims of my not ever having read a book or my being a cryptonazi of some denomination.
Its a strange form of affection that I think is often wielded recklessly and more often misunderstood.
Its a strange form of affection that I think is often wielded recklessly and more often misunderstood.
version
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Droid and others have known Luke a lot longer than you or I have, so I think there's more to it than that. That's between them though.