EXTRACTOR FAN MEETS HECTOR THE VECTOR

wektor

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unfortunately I have to say that the upcoming Death to America release has been postponed until further notice due to woops' attempted heist of a souvenir candy shop in South Bank, West End. His failed attempt is said to mark the finish of a drug bender which has lasted for the past two weeks.
man being off his nut does seem a certainty, as the reports claim woops has stormed into the store which specialises in importing american sweets and snacks wearing a dressing gown with a belt missing and slippers.
 

wektor

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Recordings show woops wrestling the turkish shop owner with what sounds like Hannah Diamond - Love Goes On playing from the shop's PA system.
Woops made a run for the riverbank afterwards, jumped into the water head first, and so he disappeared in the waves of Thames leaving not a trace but his glasses on the nearby bench, as well as a crowd of shocked tourists, which consisted of many families with children.
The psychological climate of London's most popular tourist spot will surely not be left unaffected.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
Tantalising little snippet there... the teeniest little hint to whet the appetite. It felt as though I was just tucking into a delicious meal and, as I put the first forkful to my mouth, it was dashed from my hand, so that only the tiniest of unsatisfying morsels passed my lips and I was left with a raging, ravening hunger for more.
 

luka

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theres been a recent, i mean over the last year, mega-growth in american sweet shops. there are now two facing each other
in Greenwich. they never hve any customers so im not sure what the explanation is.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
theres been a recent, i mean over the last year, mega-growth in american sweet shops. there are now two facing each other
in Greenwich. they never hve any customers so im not sure what the explanation is.
Is this some variation on the joke about the dyslexic pimp buying a warehouse?
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
I mean maybe they meant to buy an American sweat shop rather than a sweet shop as that is surely more profitable, just as the pimp in the old joke mistakenly bought a warehouse instead of a whorehouse.
 
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