Captain Jack's Jewels

Corpsey

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
Not sure I can even remember 8.

I do seem to be emerging by fits and bounds from my abysmal depression so expect more posts from me soon.

Three cheers for lucky citalopram
 
luka

luka

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Jack said he's going to get me a job in his advertising agency! He said we can 'goof off' together in the office and come up with fun slogans for new products and services! It's a starting salary of £30,000 which is not a lot for you lot but for me it's a king's ransom! I'm going to move to Belgravia. He said, Luke, it's time you came in out of the cold. Here's the opportunity you've been waiting for. You don't have to turn your back on the roaring hearth of society any longer.
 
luka

luka

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In a flash, at a trumpet crash,
I am all at once what Christ is, | since he was what I am, and
This Jack, joke, poor potsherd, | patch, matchwood, immortal diamond,
Is immortal diamond.
 
V

version

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We're still waiting, Captain.

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@Corpsey
 
V

version

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suspended said:
I'm really over all this Corpsey fawning. Oh, Corpsey gave me a react today, oh did Corpsey check the thread

No wonder he doesn't come back, there's no power struggle if you suck him off at first showing

Anyway, I've been here years, I've never seen Corpsey post anything interesting or worthy of attention, except for that story about retching in a schoolgirl outfit. All this alleged "highbrow" taste he has, I've never seen it. All I've seen are dirty teenage boy jokes, crude references to his penis, really disappointing stuff
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suspended

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That post and my anti Barty posts
coincided with my peak on the board. It's strange living on here in twilight half-life, knowing I'm past my prime
 
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