Dissensus Rivalries and Blood Feuds

[Mr. Tea]

Yeah, that is why something that looks like a croissant and which is sold as a croissant but which ultimately is nothing like one other than that it is vaguely crescent shaped is so disappointing.
One thing I always find strange though, did you know that the French don't have their own word for baguette?

Is this one of those "Did you know the OED doesn't list the word 'gullible?" type things?

 

[linebaugh]

Gus and I's truce is the most important thing to happen to dissensus in 5 years

@suspended just making sure you saw this extension of good will

 

[luka]

@suspended just making sure you saw this extension of good will

get his guard down then knife him in the kidney. good thinking. thats what i would do too.

 

[sus]

@suspended just making sure you saw this extension of good will

I'll believe it when my belt arrives in the mail.

 

[linebaugh]

I'll believe it when my belt arrives in the mail.

its actually on the way, sent it out a little under a week ago

 

[luka]

its actually on the way, sent it out a little under a week ago

either your postal service is fucked or this is an outrgeous lie

 

[Leo]

spendy, get ready for the "it must have gotten lost in the mail, the postal service is terrible, and unfortunately I don't have a tracking number" line.

he's still wearing it.

 

[luka]

he told me he was going to rub his balls all over it then send it back so it would be like you were touching his balls when you put it on

 

[Clinamenic]

In your absence @suspended the belt has realized its untapped potential in the field of autoerotic asphyxiation. Soon enough, around your waist will return the very instrument that brought linebaugh's life to its edge, repeatedly and with iteratively greater precariousness.

 

[luka]

turns out the one other thread with the tag auto-erotic asphixiation is

Autechre Haters

A safe space to hate or be nonplussed by autechre

www.dissensus.com

 

[luka]

he said he has run the belt up and down his bum crack so the faux-leather has taken on some of that heady perfume

 

[luka]

i can never impress stan with my clever philosophies or beautiful poems but make a crass ballsack or bumcrack post and hes all over it

 

[Leo]

he said he has run the belt up and down his bum crack so the faux-leather has taken on some of that heady perfume

think of it as a nice patina.

 

[Clinamenic]

i can never impress stan with my clever philosophies or beautiful poems but make a crass ballsack or bumcrack post and hes all over it

I may not have laughed had you not chosen the wording of "heady perfume"

 

[luka]

I may not have laughed had you not chosen the wording of "heady perfume"

im a craftsman

 

[Clinamenic]

i can never impress stan with my clever philosophies or beautiful poems but make a crass ballsack or bumcrack post and hes all over it

Also, not true. I responded to the poem you sent me with one word: brilliant.

 

[Leo]

British people seem to have a thing for bum humor, don't they? they all think bum jokes are the funniest thing it the world, the perfect combination of hilarious and naughty.

 

[thirdform]

French croissants from boulangeries in, say, small towns in the department of Aude taste like heaven.

No they don't. your palate is just too civilised and hence insufficiently refined. It is the recipe itself which is an abomination. malt syrup and milk on bread. What is wrong with you! how are you going to wrap liver kebab, onions and isot pepper in breakfast with that!

 

[thirdform]

anyway, it's an urban legend. There are no croissants until the 1830s.

 

[luka]

Corpsey vs Version is probably the bitterest rivalry on the entire forum. it all started in their dubstep forum days when Jack was Carlito and Version was Benny Blanco from the Bronx.