Dissensus Rivalries and Blood Feuds

[Mr. Tea]

British people seem to have a thing for bum humor, don't they? they all think bum jokes are the funniest thing it the world, the perfect combination of hilarious and naughty.

They would be correct.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Just crude bodily humour in general, I think. I've lost count of the number of times my girlfriend has said something like "Can you help me with this picture? I'm having trouble putting it up myself", and I've said "I'm not surprised. That sounds very uncomfortable."

 

[IdleRich]

I'll believe it when my belt arrives in the mail.

So you'll have let your guard down when you put it on and the deadly poison on the tip of a tiny prick on the inside of the belt enters your bloodstream*


*I was gonna say "enters the tip of another tiny prick on the inside of your belt. Attached to a massive prick on the inside of the belt" but I rose above it. Except I guess I haven't now have I.

 

[IdleRich]

Oh everyone has gone into all kinds of detail about that kind of thing. Best would be to impregnate it with covid so that if he's an alpha like Mixed Biscuits he'll survive, but if he's a cuck like pretty much all the rest of us he'll succumb within the week.

 

[IdleRich]

British people seem to have a thing for bum humor, don't they? they all think bum jokes are the funniest thing it the world, the perfect combination of hilarious and naughty.

British humour is normally either childishly vulgar toilet humour or some other kind of infantile stupidity, or else it is something that cruelly and viciously mocks a person or group that is unable to defend itself, or possibly it's simply needlessly offensive to as many people as possible.
As you can no doubt imagine, we proudly view it as pretty much our greatest cultural achievement.

 

[woops]

British humour is normally either childishly vulgar toilet humour or some other kind of infantile stupidity, or else it is something that cruelly and viciously mocks a person or group that is unable to defend itself, or possibly it's simply needlessly offensive to as many people as possible.
As you can no doubt imagine, we proudly view it as pretty much our greatest cultural achievement.

contrast this with humour from other parts of the world which is normally based on taking the piss out of people and their sex organs

 

[Mr. Tea]

British humour peaked with the 'Paedophilia Special' of Brass Eye - specifically the line about paedophile Jez North being "left quadruspazzed on a life-glug after a stairwell nonce-bashing."

 

[thirdform]

Oh everyone has gone into all kinds of detail about that kind of thing. Best would be to impregnate it with covid so that if he's an alpha like Mixed Biscuits he'll survive, but if he's a cuck like pretty much all the rest of us he'll succumb within the week.

I had covid. I survived. No croissants though, strictly sheeps head soup!