Finger length query

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Cat Malogen
GP “What seems to be the problem”

- “Luka inferred i have Anglo-Saxon feet. He didn’t say English directly, but by inference. Psyops. Interesting and German = English” <- points at feet-> “there’s also Mr Tea’s Nazi trigger, Germans. Like pulling up razor clams or the knight’s move in chess”

GP, upon scrutiny “Ah, sorry, no treatment therapy“

- “They’ve felt uncanny and floaty, almost alien since, like walking on the graves of ancestors doc, original sin, monstrous dreams”

GP “................................... , ...........................................”

- “....................................... , ...........................................”

GP “and your prostate?”


 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps

i have a magic finger anecdote but want to rise above such tawdry regaling
From the first page of results:


Flustered Emma and 29-year-old Lee tried to extract the toy, bought for £28 as part of a couple's sex aid pack, with a fork handle and then later BBQ prongs before calling for an ambulance.

Still a rank amateur compared to the guy who used a 15" WWII shell as a buttplug.
 

Mr. Tea

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