Worlding
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WashYourHands
Cat Malogen
A shed is an honourable shelter, a place of work and a necessary escape bolthole from a freak show world
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His wife kicked him out he was buying too many American sweets for the kiddos. American sweets are pricey in England, it was bankrupting the family. His only fault was loving the kids unduly, but she made the right decision. It's been hard on his hygiene. Luckily a river flows by near the allotment, and he can bathe in peace if he wakes up early enough, before the other gardeners show up.
woops
is not like other people
...now.
william_kent
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@suspended was well ahead of the curve here - the latest "management" speak trend looks like it might be all about "lore craft"
I've stolen the image above from this article, "Lands of Lorecraft - A Millennial management science is being born"
it seems like the "workplace" is going to turn into a MMO / RPG....
I've stolen the image above from this article, "Lands of Lorecraft - A Millennial management science is being born"
it seems like the "workplace" is going to turn into a MMO / RPG....
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entertainment
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spooky
entertainment
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versh did you play that assassins creed that's set in egypt? you get to explore the pyramids and all sorts of secret tombs and crypts it's extremely cool
version
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Nah, I don't really play games these days. Thought it looked cool though. I played the first one back in the day and the best thing about it was just getting to wander around the Holy Land.
version
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I've found a whole channel of this stuff, like an apolitical Muslimgauze if he was into Ancient Egypt.
luka
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i did
luka
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hitting myself in Egypt, multiple times. here's a 'hilarious' account of this time in my life from another forum:
''Might not have even been the last time but I shat myself in Egypt about four-five years ago. I dunno how I got a dodgy stomach (could have been any number of reasons) - all I know is that I was drinking a can of Sprite in my hotel room, looking forward to a boat trip down the nile which was commencing the next day, when suddenly I did a fart that was more liquid than the contents of the can I was sipping from. I rushed to the toilet, squitted a bit and laughed it off - 'So that was my experience of diahorrea while travelling' I thought, smugly.
I spent the rest of the night shitting and sweating and vomiting. At one point I was sick in the sink at the SAME TIME as letting loose a pound of chocolate Angel Delight from my arse-end. I went to bed, teary eyed and turdy arsed, about five hours later. I shat myself in my sleep, waking up to find myself tucked into what was effectively a gigantic sheet of used Andrex.
Then on the boat down the nile, I lay on my back and moaned a lot for about two days, occasionally leaving the boat to go and do a wet shit in the desert sands while stray dogs circled around me hoping that some Pedigree chum would fall out of my bumhole.
One night (and I'm not lying) I had a dream where I was in a 'who can shit the fastest?' contest. The guy judging the contest counted down from 3. On '1' I woke up. If I could have shrunk the boat we were on to the size of a chocolate mini roll than we could have gone on a little cruise down my trouser legs.''
- shat in a hedge on new years day about five years or more ago. left a party in the middle of the countryside while pissed up... stormed off, basically, with the intention of walking home (even though i was miles from home and had no idea how to even get close to near it), ended up walking around in pitch darkness half freezing to death. that was when the hedge shitting occured.
- several other times in numerous fields. i grew up in a fairly rural area. its par for the course.