Slang Help Thread (like an updated Underground Dictionary)

luka

Well-known member
i'm always so terrified of seeing what ive written the night before. its the worst part of a hangover. what have i posted here. what emails have i sent. what crazy belligerent social media posts have i made.
 
You’re like me in that the goblin comes out when drunk. I used to do these deranged Facebook statuses in character and wake up the next day to concerned messages from aunts etc

only last week I sent a string of pretend passive aggressive spiteful messages to my ex, luckily she’s very understanding and gets my sense of humour but it’s really bad and I don’t know how to stop
 

luka

Well-known member
what gets me is that so few other people do it. like it feels to me it should be a universal part of the getting drunk process, but its not
 

woops

is not like other people
i think or rather hope i have some kind of self-defence system that even though im drunk says don't post you're drunk, bit like the one that can find the way home even when oblivious
 

luka

Well-known member
i think or rather hope i have some kind of self-defence system that even though im drunk says don't post you're drunk, bit like the one that can find the way home even when oblivious
this is what i was saying about all your rules. im very jealous of them. they keep you safe.
 

luka

Well-known member
this is what i was saying about all your rules. im very jealous of them. they keep you safe.
i mean, i dunno about that one that says you cant put your hat on the table. but all the other ones.
 
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