Slang Help Thread (like an updated Underground Dictionary)

[luka]

id be interested to see your social media shaeils. not so much for what you post, i want to see your feed. the disgusting people you hobnob with

 

[Mr. Tea]

id be interested to see your social media shaeils. not so much for what you post, i want to see your feed. the disgusting people you hobnob with

I love how his name gets a bit more mangled every time you type it.

 

[shiels]

Why are you so jealous of my other friends im
A free man I can communicate with people from all walks of life

 

[luka]

i just want to see how the other half live. so i can sneer at them.

 

[luka]

I love how his name gets a bit more mangled every time you type it.

thats the gaelic spelling

 

[luka]

@craner join in our drinking to excess coversation

 

[Mr. Tea]

thats the gaelic spelling

Nah, it would need at least a silent 'bmgh' in the middle to qualify as Gaelic.

 

[luka]

weed is a dead end ultimately cos its totally solipcistic. you can float on cloud 9 but you cant communicate. your ego turns inwards. your ego needs to be turned outward to facilitate having a laugh. on the other hand you will never embaress yourself on weed. you will just become more and more translucent until you disappear

 

[shiels]

I love how his name gets a bit more mangled every time you type it.

He knows I’m a narcissist. The first thing I do is search my name on here every morning and this is his petty way to confuse and deny me the satisfaction of seeing people talk about me

 

[Mr. Tea]

He knows I’m a narcissist. The first thing I do is search my name on here every morning and this is his petty way to confuse and deny me the satisfaction of seeing people talk about me

Wow. I just go to notifications to see how man 'haha' reactions my most recent batch of hilarious puns and intentional misunderstandings have garnered.

 

[craner]

@craner join in our drinking to excess coversation

I'm like @version

 

[DannyL]

mind you Danny L did swagger into the saloon the other night and say hes going to dominate HMG's bumhole, that was pretty funny

I was stone cold sober and I stand by every word

 

[DannyL]

I rarely am drunk enough on my own to do shit posting. I very rarely get properly pissed anymore and when I do, I'm out.

 

[john eden]

I rarely am drunk enough on my own to do shit posting. I very rarely get properly pissed anymore and when I do, I'm out.

Second rule of Cafe OTO Dad's club -no shitposting on a night out.

 

[john eden]

I think it was @DannyL who introduced me to the intense pleasures of deliberately misusing slang to embarrass the young.

 

[Leo]

I think it was @DannyL who introduced me to the intense pleasures of deliberately misusing slang to embarrass the young.

I enjoy deliberately misusing English expressions with the wife. the daily sigh and/or eye roll is key to maintaining a happy marriage.

 

[Mr. Tea]

I was stone cold sober and I stand by every word

148mm circumference bumhole magical thinker

 

[Leo]

I imagine Mrs. Tea knows a thing or two about eye rolls.

 

[luka]

I imagine Mrs. Tea knows a thing or two about eye rolls.

i imagine her eyeballs are just in a permanant state of rotation, roulette eyeballs, they just keep spinning

 

[Mr. Tea]

I imagine Mrs. Tea knows a thing or two about eye rolls.

They just continually rotate like the wheels in a slot machine.

Edit: haha, great minds and all that.