Modern Male Fashion and its consequences

[mixed_biscuits]

Years ago when I worked at MVE in Notting Hill, for some reason they always used to put me on my own in the little men's designer wear shop. It was alright apart from when someone tried to steal a maharishi top and I caught them and they went mental. I never wanted anything from there, based largely upon the very odd clientele.

What was odd about them?

 

[IdleRich]

My friend who worked there who is a pretty big black guy realised that his job was slowly being morphed into a security ie bouncer role.

 

[yyaldrin]

i would love to have a job like that for a while and just let everybody steal whatever they want, and give them a friendly nod on their way out

 

[IdleRich]

Going to DJ in Dusseldorf tomorrow - did I mention that - and I was planning to get kinda dressed up (as mentioned above) in this sort of pvc/vinyl jacket thing I have but Liza has banned that.
I've got this even more ridiculous kinda latex hoodie that she doesn't even know about... I wish I dared spring that on her on the night....

 

[IdleRich]

Sadly I just don't have the balls to wear this - probably ever.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Sadly I just don't have the balls to wear this - probably ever.

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That is brilliant. Where on earth did you get it?

 

[IdleRich]

Ebay

 

[IdleRich]

This is the look I've been banned from with the shiny jacket and censored sunglasses

 

[mixed_biscuits]

I would understand if you were reluctant to wear it to a christening but latex hoodies are what people want from deejays.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

This is the look I've been banned from with the shiny jacket and censored sunglasses

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Shiny shoes too?

Those sunglasses are dope

 

[linebaugh]

with the gold shoes too. immaculate look. as ready for the 1s and 2s as he is an urban combat scenario

 

[mixed_biscuits]

You used to wear this stuff as an inner-city maths teacher; you should definitely wear it to deejay

 

[woops]

with the gold shoes too. immaculate look. as ready for the 1s and 2s as he is an urban combat scenario

DJ Sigma

 

[yyaldrin]

the jacket is cool but the sunglasses are too much, too comic

 

[IdleRich]

I would understand if you were reluctant to wear it to a christening but latex hoodies are what people want from djs

That's what I was thinking,... hoping, might be wishful thinking.

 

[IdleRich]

Shiny shoes too?

Those sunglasses are dope

Those sunglasses are kinda like novelty ones, you can buy them for two quid or so

 

[IdleRich]

DJ Sigma

DJ Smegma

 

[IdleRich]

the jacket is cool but the sunglasses are too much, too comic

It's all a bit comic... that jacket was like 20 euros, same for the shoes, maybe 3 euros for the glasses, It really is a fancy dress.

 

[catalog]

What was odd about them?

scruffy malnourished types looking through every single thing in a meticulous, checking labels, stealing things. I also got put in the womenswear one a lot which was better, they had buyers downstairs who were quite funny and gossipy and thd clothes and shoes were all more interesting.

 

[Mr. Tea]

DJ Sigma

Only if he's warming up for DJ Ligma.