High quality, inexpensive custom Important Records shades. Nice enough to be your primary sunglasses but inexpensive enough to buy as a backup pair.
He'll need the waistcoat of tattoos to pull that off
Did I say my car got towed on Friday?It's not just glasses, I'm just one of those people who break things. Can be as careful as I like, take every precaution, wrap things in cotton wool etc but they just come apart in my hands. And glasses which are small and delicate, made partially out of glass and unattached to the body in any way - frankly they don't stand a chance