Larger Humans

WashYourHands

Cat Malogen
I actually know a guy, ex-colleague from my last job, who fits the description here down to a T. He's slightly taller than me but also massively built, as he was (and perhaps still is) a rugby player. He's also got curly blonde hair and a full beard, so he looks a bit like the Aryan superman who's always saying "Yes" in those memes.
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luka

Well-known member
its crucial that you were born like this. if you look like you laboured for it in the gym youre disqualified
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
I mean some people are naturally stocky, sure, but if you don't do any exercise then you'll just end up fat rather than muscular.

It's easier for some people than others, but you can't just do *nothing* and expect to end up looking like a Greek sculpture.
 

woops

is not like other people
well exactly, medicine to make your balls smaller, pull the other one
 

luka

Well-known member
I mean some people are naturally stocky, sure, but if you don't do any exercise then you'll just end up fat rather than muscular.

It's easier for some people than others, but you can't just do *nothing* and expect to end up looking like a Greek sculpture.
this is unfortunately untrue. some people just have the frame and the metabolism
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
this is unfortunately untrue. some people just have the frame and the metabolism
I think this is what people tell themselves when they would ideally like to look like they were sculpted from a block of marble but CBA going to the gym.
 

yyaldrin

in je ogen waait de wind
i remember when i was unemployed and on benefits they made me show up for appointments all the time, just to demotivate me and bother me in the hope of getting rid of me. they make you come really early on purpose so that you are more likely to miss the appointment so they can cut your benefits. anyway, there would always be this long queue of desperate people. obviously people with problems, sometimes social, sometimes mentally, and people would regularly flip, so there'd always be an army of security personal. one time i was waiting in the queue and i saw one of these Larger Humans coming our way and he was obviously not having any of it, steam coming out of his ears and it was spectacular to see how he'd just broke through an entire cordon of security personal, shoving them away as if they were little lego characters.

it made me think how much easier life would be having that kind of mass. on the other hand, you also attract a lot of attention and i'm not sure if i would like that.
 

WashYourHands

Cat Malogen
rugby

Colin Meads, various iterations of Quinnells, Zinzan Brook the perfect weight/height skill forward, Jonah Lomu reinvented the game for massive rapid running backs, Chabal bullocking at defenders, Bakkies Botha nightmare scale human smashing rucks you’d just have to cheap shot him in the back of the head and hope, Uini Antonio, Eben Etzebeth, D Toner, Tadhg Furlong
 

version

Well-known member
Went through Colne with one of my brothers the other week and saw this gigantic bloke walking through traffic being followed and shouted at by a woman about the height of Danny DeVito. Totally surreal. He honestly looked like he could just flip over the cars if he'd wanted to, maybe the largest person I've ever seen irl.
 

luka

Well-known member
biggest humans ive ever seen was on a waitangi day/bob marleys birthday celebration in Glen Eden in Auckland
full of polynesian gangsters and bikies. you didn't even feel you were the same species.
 
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