Pervert Of The Day

[Mr. Tea]

An arse that would make Sir Mix-a-lot say "I like big butts - but I have my limits..."

 

[william_kent]

Mega Don Quiote shop, Osaka

Masturbation devices next to “animal heads”

 

[WashYourHands]

A giraffe head on while masturbating furiously @Corpsey

 

[Corpsey]

Life is a rich tapestry

 

[yyaldrin]

do you have any plans for the weekend @Corpsey ?

 

[Corpsey]

I was going to go to Legoland with my mates and their kids but I'm absolutely skint thanks to various fuck ups on my part so probably will just stay in and read "The white stones" by JH Prynne

 

[Corpsey]

I'm quite jealous of women's sex toys, they look more complicated and elegant than the rubber vagina/mouth options us men have

 

[Corpsey]

 

[Corpsey]

 

[version]

I'm quite jealous of women's sex toys, they look more complicated and elegant than the rubber vagina/mouth options us men have

I saw one the other day that was just a disembodied foot with a vagina in the sole. Genuinely repulsive, like something from a Cronenberg.

 

[Corpsey]

Strange isn't it

I wonder if these sorts of perversions existed in potentia in pre-agrarian societies where i'm assuming sex was more freely distributed (no, there was a beta cuck caveman wasn't there, jerking off into buffalo stomachs)

 

[version]

Someone had captioned the foot with "This is why the birth rate's dropping."

 

[Mr. Tea]

Could equally well go in the Tory Bastards thread, although Tory Idiots is perhaps more pertinent.

A Tory MP has said he is one of the men to have been sent unsolicited explicit messages in a suspected honeytrap plot targeting Westminster.

Bosworth MP Luke Evans said he contacted the police after becoming "a victim of cyber-flashing and malicious communication".

It has been reported that up to 13 men have received suspicious messages, raising security concerns.

The men are thought to include a government minister and advisers.

Some had been sent naked images, and two MPs are reported to have responded by sending images of themselves.

Conservative MP Luke Evans says he reported cyber-flashing to police

Luke Evans says he was a victim of cyber-flashing in a suspected honeytrap plot targeting Westminster.

www.bbc.co.uk