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suspended

Well-known member
Find graynet chemicals (especially dissociatives of the meo class)

Take more dissociatives generally

Avoid ketamine like the plague it's the worst of all the dissociatives
 

sufi

lala
**Ms Com Muter says, “Keep the seat next to you on the train vacant by smiling and nodding at people as they walk up the aisle.”

**Mr P. Tentious says, “Make people think you have an expensive car phone by calling them, asking them to repeat everything they say and then hanging up half way through their reply.”

Viz magazine, source of so much unintended wisdom
 

mixed_biscuits

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Don't be a literalist

People are trying to get things done with language

If the sunscreen tube says "wait 15 minutes after applying" that's because they know 90% of people given that instruction will only wait 10 minutes. You probably only need to wait 10 minutes

A lot of public advisories and language is aimed at lowest common denominator of human intelligence and reason. A lot of the language is constructed to avoid lawsuits. Don't take warnings and advisories literally, take them as efforts at changing behavior of the lowest members of society. If you're reading this, you're probably above average conscientious/intelligent/risk-averse and you don't need to worry about these advisories so much
Applies to many alimentary best befores
 

WashYourHands

Cat Malogen
They’re grim, add ambulances taking hours now. Saw a bloke have one after bumping from the same bag of brown aeons ago. Mid sentence his face drooped weird, a new level of incoherency couldn’t grasp initially, got to phone and a blue light was on it in minutes

The elderly?

Mates who still indulge in caning sessions where they gimp out so hard they may or may not be stroking out?

Act FAST!
 

william_kent

Well-known member
They’re grim, add ambulances taking hours now. Saw a bloke have one after bumping from the same bag of brown aeons ago. Mid sentence his face drooped weird, a new level of incoherency couldn’t grasp initially, got to phone and a blue light was on it in minutes

The elderly?

Mates who still indulge in caning sessions where they gimp out so hard they may or may not be stroking out?

Act FAST!

xmas - mate slurring, can raise arms but, top tip, if their face is numb and they can't form words, get on the fucking phone - no ambulance available, NHS ordered taxi who took the "scenic route" through Salford, 2 hour wait in A&E only to be told off by intern for not getting there quick enough

lost a grandmother to multiple strokes, heartbreaking to see her sitting in a pool of piss unable to form a sentence, a shell of her former self

like @WashYourHands says: act FAST!
 
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