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Rather than cutting and peeling the foil on a bottle of wine, just grab around the neck with your hand twist and pull the whole thing off. Preferably naked, in front of a beautiful woman lying on a bed in just her underwear
 
You’re all going to think of me naked every time you open corked wine for the rest of your lives. And I’ve probably saved you about 2 hours of life, maybe 10 or more hours for the heavy drinkers. No worries, don’t mention it.
 

martin

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Anyone know where I can score a snide copy of Photoshop (ie, actually on my PC, not a subscription).
This was such a doddle back with Torrents and decent IT managers, but I'm out of the loop.
 
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