I’m stuck in a miserable and futile existence

luka

Well-known member
woops told me to read this and the comments lol

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Beautiful clothes can be bought cheaply at charity shops, as can books. Books can also be borrowed for free if you have a nearby library. Some of us find that walking in local green spaces is a good way to improve our mental health. No fancy holiday destination required.



 

woops

is not like other people
taking a negative contract may mean sharing a smaller flat, but many have used this as a springboard to further thing.
 

woops

is not like other people
if you dont smoke or drink, consider starting. youll find a plentiful supply if fag butts in local greenspace. no fancy tobacconist required. distill your own piss for a cheap and inexpensive g&t
 

woops

is not like other people
ma.ny have found satisfaction in a cheap and refreshing kill yourself - but realise their duty to be annoyed by noisy neighbours.
 

luka

Well-known member
instead of letting the lack of hot water get you down instead consider the health benefits of cold showers
 

woops

is not like other people
you're fortunate to have a loving other half but deep down they don't care if you live ir die
 

woops

is not like other people
now may be the time to start a new hobby - why not clean my toilet for as little as €63? an inexpensive meal for a family of noisy neighbours trapped in a futile existence.o
 

woops

is not like other people
have you read mans search for meaning if not borrow it inexpensively from a local library. if you incur an overdrawn charge move house and get a job. wash your hair it reeks.
 

WashYourHands

Cat Malogen
gather fag butts, break the remaining tobacco into a clay pipe foraged at low tide along the banks of the Thames, inhale deeply, breathe out the future while facing back into the past
 

woops

is not like other people
can you tell the time? if not, consider learning. the big hand is a cheap and delicious way of knowing how many minutes are past the hour. many people find tying their shoelaces excellent exercise. no need for expensive slip on loafers
 

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
Beautiful clothes can be bought cheaply at charity shops, as can books. Books can also be borrowed for free if you have a nearby library. Some of us find that walking in local green spaces is a good way to improve our mental health. No fancy holiday destination required.
I thought @Corpsey had written this, then I realised it said "walking."
 

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
can you tell the time? if not, consider learning. the big hand is a cheap and delicious way of knowing how many minutes are past the hour. many people find tying their shoelaces excellent exercise. no need for expensive slip on loafers
Strong 'Viz Top Tips' vibe to a lot of your suggestions here.

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woops

is not like other people
difficult feelings should be welcomed, says @Poet for Hire. they remind you that existence is a total fuckin waste of effort. any idiot can recognise this truth. no wank university education with a degree that aint worth the paper its written on required.
 

woops

is not like other people
subscribe to viz? economise by reading a dissensus thread where sad old losers get a rise from mocking well intentioned advice.
 

WashYourHands

Cat Malogen
The Sopranos is a trans-millennial epic of Shakespearean magnitude. Ward off gloomy, damp, moldy suicidal thoughts brought on by solipsism and midwinter by subscribing to developing blockchain streaming services - £25k minimum level tiered service. No need to exercise when Richie Aprile‘s Manson lamps are delighting you and your two Facebook acquaintances during a lockdown virtual group watching party
 
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