Do you ever think Mr Benn had a partner who started getting the hump? “Enough with the going out to be a story within a life which is fictional anyway love, the hoover is waiting DO YOU UNDERSTAND?”
Mr Benn looks at the hoover, the hoover looks back at Mr Benn and announces “for the record, when you’re out my various proboscises are saving your marriage mate”
Possible revised Mr Benn inter-narrative themes -
- Mr Benn loses everything in FTX collapse
- Mr Benn trips over the storefront doorway and waits 44 hours for an ambulance while said storekeeper covers him in past attire to keep warm (nod to cognoscenti) and a further 24 hours in A&E for an x-ray
- Mr Benn gets a Covid booster and faints
- Mr Benn meets HmmGuv on the way to the shops and falls into a w.r.t. wormhole about stolen electins and clotshots
- Mr Benn in a costume made entirely of recycled ppe
- Mr Benn can’t afford to put the radiator on at home so lurks in the store trying to stay warm, embittering his old friend the owner
- Mr Benn goes whoring across the Baltic states for MI6 while detonating underwater gas pipelines
- Mr Benn volunteers to fight in Ukraine
- Mr/Mrs Benn shifts into non-binary gender roles, explores luxury chiffon dresses lost in a world of haute couture, which his partner subsequently steals in their divorce