Linebaugh Grievances Thread

[sus]

Here I chronicle all my grievances against Linebaugh for his recent stay at my apartment

 

[sus]

#1: He torrented so much hardcore pornography on my wifi that Verizon temporarily suspended my service

 

[sus]

OK that's all for now I've got to rush off to breakfast but many more coming

 

[Mr. Tea]

OK that's all for now I've got to rush off to breakfast but many more coming

That's what he said!

 

[yyaldrin]

@linebaugh can you give us a detailed description of how gus' apartment looked like?

 

[yyaldrin]

just got an app from linebaugh, he says this is where gus kept him captive for a week

 

[Mr. Tea]

just got an app from linebaugh, he says this is where gus kept him captive for a week

Sounds like @linebaugh can't really be blamed for his actions if there was nothing to do but masturbate.

 

[sus]

#2: he left several pounds of really disgusting cuts of meat decaying in my fridge. Like a fish head and a cow stomach and what I can only assume to be a pig anus . But he set the temperature on the fridge really low so it was basically rotting

 

[sus]

#3: He pulled half the linens out of my closet, got them sopping wet I don't want to know how, and dumped them in a big pile on the floor where they are covered in mold. The entire apartment smells like mildew I had to open a window to breathe. I probably got toxic mold syndrome or histoplasmosis or something

 

[sus]

#4: He said feeding the cat was "too much work" (literally opening a can of wet food and putting it on the floor) so he gave up two days in, and then left the flat several days earlier than planned so the cat nearly starved to death. He left a stick of butter on the kitchen counter and the cat was so hungry it ate the butter and then vomited and shat itself all over the kitchen

 

[william_kent]

at least he didn't stick-and-poke a tattoo of a Christmas tree on your forehead while you slept, or is that #5?

 

[sus]

#5: He shaved the hair off the cat and tattooed skeletons all over it. It looks disgusting now. Like a hideous skin creature with second degree burns or some sort of allergic reaction/severe eczema. He says it was to demo some new skeleton designs for clients

 

[linebaugh]

#2: he left several pounds of really disgusting cuts of meat decaying in my fridge. Like a fish head and a cow stomach and what I can only assume to be a pig anus . But he set the temperature on the fridge really low so it was basically rotting

that was actually incredibley expenisive jewish deli food I got with my wife for our anniversary. Its Kosher so its cool for vegetarians to eat

 

[linebaugh]

@linebaugh can you give us a detailed description of how gus' apartment looked like?

its quite posh actaully. I imagine Craners apartment looks similar

 

[linebaugh]

#4: He said feeding the cat was "too much work" (literally opening a can of wet food and putting it on the floor) so he gave up two days in, and then left the flat several days earlier than planned so the cat nearly starved to death. He left a stick of butter on the kitchen counter and the cat was so hungry it ate the butter and then vomited and shat itself all over the kitchen

the cat rejected the disgusting slop you left for it and didnt feel likekeeping up the pretense once it realised we werent going to continue the beating regimen

 

[linebaugh]

#3: He pulled half the linens out of my closet, got them sopping wet I don't want to know how, and dumped them in a big pile on the floor where they are covered in mold. The entire apartment smells like mildew I had to open a window to breathe. I probably got toxic mold syndrome or histoplasmosis or something

when we were cleaning up our last day we found a cum rag of yours wedged between the matress and the bed btw

 

[sus]

That's a lie ive never cum in my life

 

[sus]

Also that is top shelf organic slop. For the record.

 

[Clinamenic]

@linebaugh did also have the misfortune of waking up alone one night in Gus’ “wellness chamber” to the lingering scent of sweat and musk, and a mild sense of lethargy?

 

[Mr. Tea]

@linebaugh did also have the misfortune of waking up alone one night in Gus’ “wellness chamber” to the lingering scent of sweat and musk, and a mild sense of lethargy?

Sore bumhole and a missing kidney?