Corpsey

call me big papa
I'd love to read that essay actually, I bet that it would depress me with evidence of my once sharp, receptive intellect (simultaneously mortifying me with embarrassment). I'd love that experience.
 

luka

Well-known member
Staff member
Stan just messaged me asking for a spunk sample. He said he needed it for his 'libidinal engineering' project. Seemed legit so I've popped a bit in the post.
 

suspended

Well-known member
I'd love to read that essay actually, I bet that it would depress me with evidence of my once sharp, receptive intellect (simultaneously mortifying me with embarrassment). I'd love that experience.
Have you considered getting into London's S/m scene?
 

suspended

Well-known member
Luka just messaged me offering a spunk sample. He said I could use it for, and I quote, "libidinal engineering" purposes. I expressed trepidation and, frankly, disinterest, but he insisted on mailing it anyway.
That's sexual assault under many countries' penal codes. Shipped across borders too—grounds to get the World Police involved. I say you leverage this mishap into pure power, a forum takeover with the threat of Argentinian exile hanging over Luka's head.
 

constant escape

winter withered, warm
That's sexual assault under many countries' penal codes. Shipped across borders too—grounds to get the World Police involved. I say you leverage this mishap into pure power, a forum takeover with the threat of Argentinian exile hanging over Luka's head.
I'm putting it on his tab.

edit: which is already grotesquely extensive.
 

version

Who loves ya, baby?
"His spunk smells like yours, American, and there’s a shine in his eye that’s halfway hopeful."

 

suspended

Well-known member
I nominate Corpsey to rewrite Underworld inserting "spunk" at least once into every sentence. It'll provide mission & purpose, his life's work. And at the end of the tunnel—tail.
 
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