Bad-ass Animal Showdown

minikomi

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Seems theres been a lot of gross-scary-unbelievable beasties on this forum lately so why not have a showdown?

Look at the gnashers on this boy!

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large cookie cutter shark!
 

LRJP!

(Between Blank & Boring)
<a href="http://icsouthlondon.icnetwork.co.u...00&headline=squirrels-on-crack-name_page.html"><img src="http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/5862/squirrelsoncrack2rq.jpg" border="0" width="400" alt="SQUIRRELS ON CRACK" /></a>

"I was chatting with my neighbour who told me that crack users and dealers sometimes use my front garden to hide bits of their stash.

"An hour earlier I'd seen a squirrel wandering round the garden, digging in the flowerbeds.

"It looked like it knew what it was looking for.

"It was ill-looking and its eyes looked bloodshot but it kept on desperately digging.

"It was almost as if it was trying to find hidden crack rocks."

Crack squirrels are a recognised phenomena in the US.
 

Ness Rowlah

Norwegian Wood
try this one for a real showdown (and be glad you are not swimming in these waters)

Alligator vs Python in US Swamp fight (CNN)

The alligator has some foreign competition at the top of the Everglades food chain, and the results of the struggle are horror-movie messy.

A 13-foot Burmese python recently burst after it apparently tried to swallow a live, six-foot alligator whole, authorities said.

The incident has heightened biologists' fears that the nonnative snakes could threaten a host of other animal species in the Everglades.

BBC also has the story, with larger picture.
 
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dsp13

GAMEBWOY
I know they don't really belong in this thread but both of these creatures FREAK ME OUT!!!!!

Marmosets...
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A tiny monkey with a humanoid face smaller than a golf ball and they're not exactly friendly... It took seing one up close in a tokyo pet store to realize what REN (from ren & stimpy) was talking about when he said "quick... lets go... before they unleash... THE MARMOSETS"

and these... SPIDER CRABS... I had a nightmare about these underwater freaks after seeing them at a tokyo aquarium... mwehehughwehrggh.. kimuchiwarui!!!
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sufi

lala
for dsp13 from pya!! badass panda invasion

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pya is so much my favorite site - i just don't understand a word of it ... can you explain what is going on pls dsp?
howeever i know they'll delete this hotlink soon tho so here's a badass panda url
 

minikomi

pu1.pu2.wav.noi
that site is strange... im going to dig around a bit more and see if i can come up with a reason for its existance.... but under the pandas it says 'the place is a breeding facility. altogether, how many (pandas) do you think there are ?'

then under that it says 'counter for the number of times you can put this in your eye and not have it hurt' and has a button which says 'turn' which makes the counter go up... a way to measure the cuteness of the picture?
 

zhao

there are no accidents
that panda link turned me into a pre-pubescent japanese girl for 1 minute and 37 seconds.
 

dsp13

GAMEBWOY
sufi said:
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pya is so much my favorite site - i just don't understand a word of it ... can you explain what is going on pls dsp?
howeever i know they'll delete this hotlink soon tho so here's a badass panda url

my japanese is horrible... I can't even read kanji so... no idea. Very cute though!!! Maybe they're cloning an army of pandas to distribute packs of tissues at major train stations. I'll try and get my girlfriend to have a look at it.
 

minikomi

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pyaaaaaaa

haha

after rooting around i guess its just an image ranking site, fueled by the same crew who frequent 2channeru (the worlds biggest BBS, and home to japanese nerdssssss http://2ch.net). Thats where all that "moji art" comes from.. pictures from typography. if you've ever seen the kikkoman video, you know what it looks like :D

lots of funny comments on pictures and you click the (・∀・) if you like the picture, and (-A-) if you dont like it. they're happy and sad faces i guess.

eg

ペロリン(・ω・)モキュ 
"Perorin mokyu"

pero means to lick, and rin is a suffix for cute things.. mokyu is a kind of cute sound made when something getts squeeezed.. japanese love "sound words".. words which SOUND like their MEANING

the top two ranked comments for it are:

スイッチを入れると (・ω・) が (☆ω☆) になります。

when its in a switch, a (・ω・) becomes a (☆ω☆)

月長石 昔ポケモンのアニメで、ピカチュウがこんな容器に入れられてたのを思い出した。

It makes me remember the older pokemon anime.. pikachu was in a container like this

each has a counter underneath which says 同意カウンター: 57 which goes up when you press it... it means 'the agreement counter"!
 

minikomi

pu1.pu2.wav.noi
you just comment where it says "comment" and add your name. after 100 times you can choose an icon. if you use the same icon 50 times, it becomes your icon always. you can upload an icon if you like.

image, movie and jokes can be sent here

http://pya.cc/netaup/index.php

投稿者名 yer name

ホームページURL yer homepage

e-mail yer mail

タイトル title of the work

寸感 - the fine print says 'up to 127 full sized (unicode) characters. i think its the comment!

寸感カウンター something something counter.. probably the aforementioned counter which goes with the comment... eg if you have a picture of a rinse fm set you might put 'murkery counter' or something

オリジナル? is the work original?

添付ファイル the file you want to upload ( .jpg .png .bmp .gif .wmv .avi .mpg .swf .zip .lzh ). up to 2000kb

コメント message to the manager.

good luck!
 

sufi

lala
以上の内容で送信されました。ありがとうございました。

thanks minikomi !!
 
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