version

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I think he should be forced to read Don Quixote - Tristram Shandy - Moby Dick - Ulysses - Gravity's Rainbow consecutively at gunpoint with no food, water or toilet breaks.
 

luka

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that's a good reading list. i havent done shandy, and i skipped a load of boring bits in ulysses, but i still think it's a great reading list.
 

version

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Then once he's done with all the above he should be locked in a tower with nothing but a copy of Finnegans Wake for the rest of his days.
 

luka

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it's really bad. we need to stage an intervention. maybe break it to his parents. 'we've done all we can. we cant get through to him. you've got to stop him wanking, he's always wanking'
 

luka

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"its a delicate subject, we didn't want to break it to you, but it's keeping him from reading the great works of literary modernism"
 

IdleRich

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He's actually suffering from a Victorain problem. I mean we could tie his hands to the bed and give him a dose of Doctor Phibes Nervous Tonic or whatever like they used to do but that's not really dragging him into tho 20th century is it?
 

catalog

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i just borrowed 'the possessed' to read soon. never read any dostoevsky, i think i started the idiot years ago and gave up after a few pages.
 
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