talking of death
anyone had a neighbour die and then stink out the corridor outside your flat?
had to chat to the police this week about the recluse on my landing
he had the audacity to die and then stink out the landing
it is bad, let me tell you!
day one - ghost braid prune force*
day two - is that rotting fish?
day three - ok, maybe it isn't next doors who need to take out their rubbish
day four - a bit overwhelming, like there is a dead mouse times a hundred in the pipe work
day five - maybe time to talk to the caretaker?
day six - I've opened every window
day seven - I'd contact the "authorities", but I'm a bit worried about the blackout drunk I achieved a couple of days ago where I may have murdered my neighbour with absolutely no recollection
day eight - windows are open, if I sit in the living room I can not smell the stench
day eight - ok, too much, contact authorities, yeah, worst suspicions confirmed, neighbour has been decomposing and stinking out corridor
0 - 8 days - I checked my spare room and there was not a rotting corpse decomposing
* J, H. Prynne - talking constipation, excrement retained for too long, odour is like a stale shit