Grim but fun - off season British seaside resort towns. Statistically some of the purest heroin, which equals more deaths, experiencing a resurgence since travel abroad faltered.
Case study - a reluctant weekend stag do in Blackpool, summer 1989. Terrible chips, c'mon you have to get that bit right. Proper northern lasses though, thousands of em. Arcades where it could kick off any second. Hotel room with blood stains. Listeria burger vans. Pounding fair grounds mc'd with 'hold tight for a super fast ride'. Too much sun, too much booze and the hippos boiled in their tanks. Mini-bus home. Stop at Burger King on the M6 and pay 14£ for a Whopper. Queasy waves of dehydration, bed bugs in your hair. Work in 6hrs and only just passed Preston. Two of us now have chlamydia but don't know it yet.
And their team plays in orange.