The New World

luka

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Guyana (pronounced /ɡaɪˈɑːnə/ or /ɡaɪˈænə/),[8][9] officially the Co‑operative Republic of Guyana,[10] is a country on the northern mainland of South America. It is considered part of the Caribbean region because of its strong cultural, historical, and political ties with other Anglo-Caribbean countries and the Caribbean Community (CARICOM). Guyana is bordered by the Atlantic Ocean to the north, Brazil to the south and southwest, Venezuela to the west, and Suriname to the east. With 215,000 square kilometres (83,000 sq mi), Guyana is the third-smallest sovereign state on mainland South America after Uruguay and Suriname. Craner's bird is from there.
 

IdleRich

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no shit.
@IdleRich Is that true?
No not really. As with what a lot of the evil lies that Luka likes to mischievously spread to further his chaotic aims, there are a few little things in there which are almost half-truths and which make things hard to properly defend yourself from. Like... who was it who famously accused his rival of something which they knew not to be true but he explained to his team "I want to hear him deny it" cos even doing that would link his name with whatever it was he'd been accused of.
So in this case, for example, I grew up near Oxford but in Luka's diseased mind that has become "I went to Oxford university" and so on... I did work in the city for a bit... I have sort of retired now in terms of a day job but a) that happened when I was forty and b) it will only work if I live relatively frugally... you get the picture.
It is a lovely story though, it's kinda my life but a version of it that you might get if it was reflected in one of those distorting mirrors that you see at a
funfair - except this distorting mirror is one made out of a silver reflecting surface and it it is framed in solid gold studded with rubies and it is twisted and so on so that it gives you the most beautiful and gilded version of your life imaginable. At times I find Luka's version so seductive I prefer to go along with it, wondering maybe, just maybe, if I just squinted a little or kinda half-closed my eyes or whatever, then the magic mirror version of my life would suddenly become the real one - my old porsche would turn into a ferrari, the swimming pool would grow to a proper size and so on...
 

sus

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This mental illness of Luka's seems quite advanced... Is there any hope for an intervention, or will it be a slow deterioration til death?
 

sus

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@IdleRich How is being retired at 40? It sounds wonderful. That's somewhat the goal. Find increasingly frugal ways to live, and develop skillsets to make money efficiently, so I can slowly transition to a few hours of contract work a week to pay bills
 
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sus

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can we have a thread about these

like what the FUCK is happening in these

why are a buncha grown men standing around in a circle

is this his extended family?

do they actually beat each other up or is it empty threats?
 

Corpsey

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Luka practically introduced me to the pleasures of lying. Or should that be trolling?

It's a bit like joking but you never ever give the game away.
 
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sus

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are they Irish or Manchester born and bred? it seems there's an active debate in the comments
 

sus

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wow ethnic cleansing! you brits don't mind skin color, ya skip right to the accents! I guess it's an enlightened bigotry of a type
 
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