linux is a european plot to undermine america

matt b

Indexing all opinion
LOL!

sometimes, you forget just how evil some people are:


"And guess what software Osama Bin Laden uses on his laptop?

If you guessed it was Linux you would be 100% right. Osama uses Linux because he knows designed to counterfit DVDs, curcumventing the Digital Millenium Copyright Act, and defraud companies like Disney."
 
D

droid

Guest
BTW - Ive read MUCH nuttier posts on Free republic/Protest Warrior/LGF etc... the opinions on this site seem fairly sane in comparison - believe it or not.
 

bassnation

the abyss
matt b said:
LOL!

sometimes, you forget just how evil some people are:


"And guess what software Osama Bin Laden uses on his laptop?

If you guessed it was Linux you would be 100% right. Osama uses Linux because he knows designed to counterfit DVDs, curcumventing the Digital Millenium Copyright Act, and defraud companies like Disney."

in one of their related articles on linux (yes, they did a whole series) i liked the photo of some scruffy computer programmer with his laptop, a penguin doll and a pint of guiness, captioned "a european alcoholic uses linux on his laptop"

i'd just like to point out from my own experience, c++, linux and being very drunk are not great bedfellows, despite how shelly imagines it.
 
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bassnation

the abyss
matt b said:
LOL!

sometimes, you forget just how evil some people are:

i was just reading her rant against the evils of oral sex. apparently it was introduced with the high number of "homosexual european immigrants" to the states (doesn't she realise, everyone bar the native indians are immigrants?).

i'm suprised osama wasn't to blame - but then again, he probably doesn't like it either. maybe they should get married or something.

all i can say is i feel very sorry for her husband.
 
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Rambler

Awanturnik
bassnation said:
how can you tell? i did think that too, but there are some lunatics out there.

True, but it was the 'statistics' that gave it away:

-Percentage of European children suffering in or from gay marriages: 30

- Percentage of European marriages being divoced as a result of leather or rubber fetishes: 25

- Percentage of Europeans wearing rubber or leather underwear: 29
 

Canada J Soup

Monkey Man
Love this Protest Warrior t-shirt:



While there's no doubt that the Protest Warrior / Freeper types are dead serious, their ability to slip into unwitting self parody is uncanny.
 
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matt b

Indexing all opinion
autonomicforthepeople said:
she's right though, i bet osama has a wicked disney collection.

that's the reason for the current failure of worldwide jihad right there.
 

bruno

est malade
haha, someone has a lot of time on their hands. it's clearly satire, and fucking brilliant too.
 

bassnation

the abyss
bruno said:
haha, someone has a lot of time on their hands. it's clearly satire, and fucking brilliant too.

the problem is, the current situation sort of makes satire redundant.

which is why we had to look twice at what is really some ridicolous rants to work out whether its real or not. says a lot.
 

bruno

est malade
let's see. when someone takes their articles of faith to absurd extremes for the purpose of pissing off the enemy it's exaggeration of something to make a point. so it's (reactionary) satire. you draw a few cheers from your own camp, who are in on the joke, who also half-believe these things, and through this exposure mechanism the group affirms its core values. the freedom fries thing was something along these lines, you could see the naughty grins on their faces.

on a side note, i don't see how you can reconcile the mess of conflicting ideas, values that you get in the political fringe, without humour. lenin at lenin's tomb, for example, routinely playing stalin in the comments box then going on about democracy and human rights then justifying a little maoist killing in nepal and so on, always in a way you can't tell is serious or satirical. i think it is both at the same time.
 
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