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Clinamenic

Binary & Tweed
That would be a pretty cool Joker origin story actually. An anti-vaxxer with a Hemingway impotence complex.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
his son died after Covid jab and he lost his penis to cancer'

Damn, imagine that as a moral dilemma. I wonder if they had to make that choice what most people would really choose - would you rather your son died or you lost your penis? For me, it would be an easy choice... sorry mate, it's goodbye to little Richard...
 

woops

is not like other people
Damn, imagine that as a moral dilemma. I wonder if they had to make that choice what most people would really choose - would you rather your son died or you lost your penis? For me, it would be an easy choice... sorry mate, it's goodbye to little Richard...
which one is little richard
 

Clinamenic

Binary & Tweed
I only use my Twitter account for web3 industry stuff, so it probably wouldn’t be an interesting account for people here to follow.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
I’d follow you too, rest assured there is an 80% likelihood of that.


In case it's not clear let me explain the relevance here; that scene makes me laugh when he says that the weather is always the same in that circle, particularly that it is always dry with a forty percent chance of rain... but if it is ALWAYS dry then there is zero chance of rain so how can that be?

And I'm afraid to say that I give your eighty percent chance of following me something of the same credence.
 
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Clinamenic

Binary & Tweed
Given the two events are probabilistically independent, you would then have a 45% likelihood of my both having followed you and liked your joke, if I’m not mistaken.
 

Clinamenic

Binary & Tweed
Pretty good odds there rich. The sheets of clouds are indeed parting just for you, and casting down a wonderful ray of opportunity.
 

Clinamenic

Binary & Tweed
Exhibit A: the Jo Malone joke that Martin mercilessly stole from you and posted on Twitter, the like I gave to which still not having been rescinded. A testament to my enduring trustworthiness no doubt.
 

Leo

Well-known member
Also, he might have just misplaced his penis. As they say, when you can’t find something, it’s always in the last place you look.
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
Also, he might have just misplaced his penis. As they say, when you can’t find something, it’s always in the last place you look.
On the basis that most people don't carry on looking for something after they've found it.
 
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