films you've seen recently and would NOT recommend

version

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You should watch Deep Blue Sea for that reason
I've seen Deep Blue Sea a few times. Love it. LL as the chef.

 

Corpsey

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I watched that doc about him trying/failing to make Dune.

The trailers for those other films look so hilariously 1960's.
 

version

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Darkman (1990)

There are a few decent shots and moments, but it's a complete mess. The story jumps around awkwardly and every performance is poor. The real estate guy who turns out to be the villain's particularly bad; Darkman's supposedly got super strength and can't feel pain, so they balance it out by having this corporate guy claiming he grew up on building sites so he has good balance and isn't scared of heights and they fight on the girders of a partially-constructed skyscraper...

 

DLaurent

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All My Friends Are Dead

This was the lead film on Netflix the other day. Occasionally you get the odd decent film on there to watch but it's mostly stuff around this quality. A house party that eventually unravels but it's not funny and not much else going for it either.
 

suspended

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All My Friends Are Dead

This was the lead film on Netflix the other day. Occasionally you get the odd decent film on there to watch but it's mostly stuff around this quality. A house party that eventually unravels but it's not funny and not much else going for it either.
Netflix originals got bleak fast
 

suspended

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This is why I support torrenting. You could give your money to netflix to keep churning out middlebrow crud, or you could put a couple bucks into a VPN and access foreign masterpieces from the 70s
 

WashYourHands

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Drifted in and out of this pile of steaming A-list wank for half an hour earlier


Everyone is in it yet nothing really happens. The Germanic barbarians (all with ginger wigs) torturing James Mason was the last straw, begone ye pestilence of wasted time
 
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