films you've seen recently and would NOT recommend
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WashYourHands
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El Topo and The Holy Mountain rock, infidels
version
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Darkman (1990)
There are a few decent shots and moments, but it's a complete mess. The story jumps around awkwardly and every performance is poor. The real estate guy who turns out to be the villain's particularly bad; Darkman's supposedly got super strength and can't feel pain, so they balance it out by having this corporate guy claiming he grew up on building sites so he has good balance and isn't scared of heights and they fight on the girders of a partially-constructed skyscraper...
There are a few decent shots and moments, but it's a complete mess. The story jumps around awkwardly and every performance is poor. The real estate guy who turns out to be the villain's particularly bad; Darkman's supposedly got super strength and can't feel pain, so they balance it out by having this corporate guy claiming he grew up on building sites so he has good balance and isn't scared of heights and they fight on the girders of a partially-constructed skyscraper...
DLaurent
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All My Friends Are Dead
This was the lead film on Netflix the other day. Occasionally you get the odd decent film on there to watch but it's mostly stuff around this quality. A house party that eventually unravels but it's not funny and not much else going for it either.
This was the lead film on Netflix the other day. Occasionally you get the odd decent film on there to watch but it's mostly stuff around this quality. A house party that eventually unravels but it's not funny and not much else going for it either.
suspended
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Netflix originals got bleak fast
pattycakes_
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The forbidden kingdom. Legendary
craner
Beast of Burden
I've seen Deep Blue Sea a few times. Love it. LL as the chef.
Another Renny Harlin classic:
5 Days of War (Renny Harlin, 2011)
Ever since the glory days of Cliffhanger and Die Hard 2 Renny Harlin has been a reliable Hollywood hack: an artiste of the brash, the brutal and the High Concept. Like Tony Scott but without the su…
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WashYourHands
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Drifted in and out of this pile of steaming A-list wank for half an hour earlier
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Everyone is in it yet nothing really happens. The Germanic barbarians (all with ginger wigs) torturing James Mason was the last straw, begone ye pestilence of wasted time
The Fall of the Roman Empire (1964) - IMDb
Directed by Anthony Mann. With Sophia Loren, Stephen Boyd, Alec Guinness, James Mason. The death of Marcus Aurelius leads to a succession crisis, in which the deceased emperor's son, Commodus, demonstrates that he is unwilling to let anything undermine his claim to the Roman Empire.
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Everyone is in it yet nothing really happens. The Germanic barbarians (all with ginger wigs) torturing James Mason was the last straw, begone ye pestilence of wasted time