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nomadologist

Guest
they brew a lot of their own beer there. the house range is ok on the whole, but not amazing.
the porter, however, is great and the session bitter is really quite decent, too.
the guest beers are often very good and they also have some killer imported lagers, especially the hell lager which, contrary to what the name might suggest, is actually very light, tasty and not at all street-fighting mental.
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as a pub it's a bit too bright, beard and sandalsy and lacks a bit in atmosphere, but there's also a very good pool table and it's on my way home from work, so i occasionally drop in there.

"Hell" means light in German

Helles Vollbier =light lager
 

mos dan

fact music
i have this as my facebook status today:

"Dan is stunned that the EMF have had to bail out the Hungarian economy as well now, with a rescue package estimated to be in the region of $25bn. Unbelievable."

none of my friends think it's funny. i think it's the best thing i've ever ever come up with. are they wrong or am i?
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
i have this as my facebook status today:

"Dan is stunned that the EMF have had to bail out the Hungarian economy as well now, with a rescue package estimated to be in the region of $25bn. Unbelievable."

none of my friends think it's funny. i think it's the best thing i've ever ever come up with. are they wrong or am i?

Pffft, no you're right, it's quite good. :)
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
"My wife was assaulted by a marsupial in a zoo in Malaysia!"

"Kuala Lumpur?"

"Nah, she got bitten by a possum."
 

viktorvaughn

Well-known member
i have this as my facebook status today:

"Dan is stunned that the EMF have had to bail out the Hungarian economy as well now, with a rescue package estimated to be in the region of $25bn. Unbelievable."

none of my friends think it's funny. i think it's the best thing i've ever ever come up with. are they wrong or am i?

I'm being thick!...what's the jest??
 

andrewdigits

andrew.digits
Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de Menez.

It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after.

Sorry!
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
The wife and I had, uh, heated words this morning (a three-year-old who's not cooperating in getting dressed does nothing for anyone's temper), but we were keeping a lid on the bad language for the little lad's sake until she told me to fuck off, so I said "Come on, there's no need to escalate to Effcon 3", which I was quite chuffed with.
 

Clinamenic

Binary & Tweed
The wife and I had, uh, heated words this morning (a three-year-old who's not cooperating in getting dressed does nothing for anyone's temper), but we were keeping a lid on the bad language for the little lad's sake until she told me to fuck off, so I said "Come on, there's no need to escalate to Effcon 3", which I was quite chuffed with.
Please tell me your child's first words were a pun, or at least an attempt at one.
 

Slothrop

Tight but Polite
I recently saw a van belonging to Sheffield's finest dog-walking service: The Human Lead.

What I particularly like about that is that it's not even a good pun, they just figured that they'd go with it because it was the best they'd got.
 
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