Fucking public-sector employers that want you to fill in a NINE, yes NINE (9) page form to apply for a job. Describe each of your previous jobs in painstaking detail, with reference to skills, responsibilities etc. etc. And then your degree(s), A-levels, GCSEs, blah blah. What the shuddering fuck do they think a CV is for? And then there's the relentless fucking box-ticking, as if my religious beliefs and sexuality are any of their fucking business. Tempted to write and complain that there isn't an option for genderqueer neopagans or Jedis with a foot fetish. Oh, and they want it signed and posted or faxed back to them. Can't all this bollocks wait until they've at least decided whether the applicant is even remotely suited to the job?