This week's most embarrassing criminal

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
It's crazy how often you hear about a driver being busted with tons of drugs, or a dead body or 15 undocumented migrants in the back of a van or something, after being pulled over because they had a broken tail light or they committed some minor driving infraction. Like, if that were you, wouldn't you be on your very best behaviour, with your car all taxed, insured and MOT'd?