H P Lovecraft


Well-known member
Over the office desk, trousers round your ankles. Then the floor opens up to a porthole into the otherworld and you fall for eternity into a galactic sized Sarlacc Pit.

This is why we have friends, to sow bleak but funny horrors.

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
I've just been contacted by a spokesentity for Yog-Sothoth, who would to make very clear that It has no association whatsoever with Priti Patel.