IP Over Avian Carriers

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
Is it as nerdy as:

Q. Why do programmers confuse Hallowe'en with Christmas?
A. Because OCT31 is DEC25.

If you even admit to understanding this joke, let alone finding it funny, you're pretty much condemned to nerdery everlasting.
 

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a wonderful wooden reason
Not bad!

The fact that some people actually 'implemented' an IP data transfer using pigeons is pretty fucken next level in my book, though.

Some of these made me laugh, quaint as they are. :eek:

Computer industry acronyms:

* PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
* ISDN It Still Does Nothing
* APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
* SCSI System Can't See It
* DOS Defective Operating System
* BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
* IBM I Blame Microsoft
* DEC Do Expect Cuts
* CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
* OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too.
* WWW World Wide Wait
* MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
* PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
* COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
* AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
* LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
* MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
* WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
* GIRO Garbage In Rubbish Out
* MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
 
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