Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
It's a shame Andy Weatherall died at no great age, but at the same time, I'm glad he was spared from learning about online raves.
 

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Ive asked for details. Presume you just do your drugs at home on the sofa, and maybe there's a light show, and you all listen to the same tunes? Prob some sort of chat room?

Dark room?
 

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
Charge yourself two quid to hang up your coat on your own coat hook, and a fiver a pop for a can of lukewarm Red Stripe.
 

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make a lot of obstructions using coat stands and chairs, so that your dancing space is encroached a lot. ask the dogs if they've got any rizla
 

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
Get really wasted and clumsily try it on with your exasperated girlfriend as if she were a stranger.
 

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
spill warm lager all over your hair and chew out the insides of your mouth
Have a conversation about how, like, you know how we're all different, yeah? but actually, in the end, we're all the same, nahean? You get me?
 

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
Moan about how everyones on their phone
Ha, yeah - just after you've used your own phone to take an incomprehensible and worthless video.

Get your housemate to walk around in a hi-viz vest, shining a bright torch in your face, to inculcate the necessary level of panic.

Block your own toilet with bog roll, vomit, shit etc.
 
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