matt b

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The co-founder of Invisible Children has been taken to hospital in San Diego, California, after he was found semi-naked and screaming at traffic.

In a statement, Invisible Children head Ben Keesey said that a "severe emotional toll" had led to an "unfortunate incident".
San Diego police spokeswoman Andra Brown told AFP news agency: "Officers responded to a radio call to check the welfare of an individual who was said to be running in the street, interfering with traffic, screaming - one person said that he was naked and masturbating."
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
I hope some Ugandans form a high-profile pressure group to campaign for intervention over this clearly dangerous individual.
 

baboon2004

Darned cockwombles.
I hope someone points out that Invisible Children haven't had a major presence in southern California for years, and that now their members are dispersed across neighbouring states. This masturbation ritual is out of date.
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
The One Where They Journey Inside Guest Star Elliott Gould in a Tiny Submersible Causing Him to Twitch Involuntarily During a Bar Mitzvah. :D

The One Where Joey Takes A Job As A Pest Exterminator But Starts Getting High On The Roach Powder And Ends Up Having Conversations With A Typewriter That Turns Into This Giant Beetle With A Talking Asshole In Its Back

The One Where They Go On A Camping Trip, Accidentally Kill A Deer And Decide To Eat It But Only After Making Ross Dance Around Wearing Its Skin To Placate Its Departed Spirit
 

matt b

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e/y

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet tw-align-center"><p>A perfect way to land in New York City... Reading the last pages of Ayn Rand's "Fountainhead" .... Amazing read and highly recommended!</p>— richie hawtin (@richiehawtin) <a href="" data-datetime="2012-03-21T12:26:17+00:00">March 21, 2012</a></blockquote>
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Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
The One Where Rachel Gets Pregnant With Humanity's Future Saviour And The Gang Have To Protect Her From A Time-Travelling Cyborg Assassin

The One Where Joey Grows A Second Head That Looks Uncannily Like Mahatma Gandhi And Can Only Speak In A Sort Of Mewling Whisper And Eventually Shrivels Up And Falls Off But They Can All Laugh About It In The End

The One Where Ross Uncharacteristically Makes A Rape Joke And The Others Are All Kind Of Weirded Out For The Rest Of The Episode

The One With A Gratuitous Cameo Appearance By Bob Dylan, I Mean Shit, Is He Even Still Alive, He Must Be Like Ninety Or Something

The One That's Actually Just An Episode From 1996 Only Dubbed In Urdu For Some Reason
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
The One That's A Cleverly Crafted Allegory On The Themes Of Betrayal, Revenge And Redemption

The One With The Storyline About Incest, Magic And Murder That's Actually Inspired By The Kalevala

The One Directed By David Lynch
 

e/y

Well-known member
The One Where Rachel Gets Pregnant With Humanity's Future Saviour And The Gang Have To Protect Her From A Time-Travelling Cyborg Assassin

The One Where Joey Grows A Second Head That Looks Uncannily Like Mahatma Gandhi And Can Only Speak In A Sort Of Mewling Whisper And Eventually Shrivels Up And Falls Off But They Can All Laugh About It In The End

The One Where Ross Uncharacteristically Makes A Rape Joke And The Others Are All Kind Of Weirded Out For The Rest Of The Episode

The One With A Gratuitous Cameo Appearance By Bob Dylan, I Mean Shit, Is He Even Still Alive, He Must Be Like Ninety Or Something

The One That's Actually Just An Episode From 1996 Only Dubbed In Urdu For Some Reason

The One That's A Cleverly Crafted Allegory On The Themes Of Betrayal, Revenge And Redemption

The One With The Storyline About Incest, Magic And Murder That's Actually Inspired By The Kalevala

The One Directed By David Lynch

The One Where The Current Writer of Friends Has A Lawsuit Filed Against Him For Plagiarism & Ross Breaks The Fourth Wall

excellent
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
The One Where Slavoj Zizek Turns Up Unexpectedly And Lectures Them On The Commodification Of Desire For Half An Hour And Then When He's Gone They All Go "Well THAT was weird!!!" In Unison, To Rapturous Canned Laughter
 

zhao

there are no accidents
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet tw-align-center"><p>A perfect way to land in New York City... Reading the last pages of Ayn Rand's "Fountainhead" .... Amazing read and highly recommended!</p>— richie hawtin (@richiehawtin) <a href="" data-datetime="2012-03-21T12:26:17+00:00">March 21, 2012</a></blockquote>
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what a fuckin tool
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
This is going to sound nerdy as all hell but the other night I dreamt I was at some sort of alumni reunion event for former Hogwarts students who'd been in Slytherin, and it was amazing. There were guest speakers like Alastair Campbell and Rupert Murdoch, and it was held in this big grand hall decorated with portraits of Nietzsche and Ayn Rand.
 
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