"I don't think having some guys taking their clothes off and hanging out seven days a week at Castro and Market Street is really what San Francisco is about," district supervisor Scott Wiener said. "I think it's a caricature of what San Francisco is about."
Also, this bit:
"The proposal would make it illegal for anyone over five to "expose his or her genitals, perineum or anal region" in most public locations."
Love the idea of someone somehow walking around with their perineum on display, but everything else decently covered up.
King Strong is brilliant. Makes me think of Strong Bad from Home Star Runner.
Bonesteel is indeed an amazing porn star name, but it's also quite appropriate for a military commander.
Lovecraft is a great name, especially as it's so inappropriate for a man who was virtually asexual. Someone on another messageboard I use said that he used to walk past a sex shop called Lovecraft on the way to work each day, and liked to imagine they had a secret back room where they held life drawing classes for hentai tentacle-rape porn.