Unfortunate names

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
San Francisco lawmakers are set to vote on whether to ban nudity in public places, in an escalating fight against a group of nudists.

"I don't think having some guys taking their clothes off and hanging out seven days a week at Castro and Market Street is really what San Francisco is about," district supervisor Scott Wiener said. "I think it's a caricature of what San Francisco is about."

Also, this bit:

"The proposal would make it illegal for anyone over five to "expose his or her genitals, perineum or anal region" in most public locations."

Love the idea of someone somehow walking around with their perineum on display, but everything else decently covered up.
 

nomos

Administrator
Bonesteel could go either way: porn actor or manufacturer of fine flatware. (Along the same lines, Lovecraft would be an excellent name for a brand of strong, dependable sex toys.)

Rider Strong: child star, magnum cum laude from Columbia, son of King Strong.
 
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Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
King Strong is brilliant. Makes me think of Strong Bad from Home Star Runner.

Bonesteel is indeed an amazing porn star name, but it's also quite appropriate for a military commander.

Lovecraft is a great name, especially as it's so inappropriate for a man who was virtually asexual. Someone on another messageboard I use said that he used to walk past a sex shop called Lovecraft on the way to work each day, and liked to imagine they had a secret back room where they held life drawing classes for hentai tentacle-rape porn.
 

Lichen

Well-known member
A guy I know was on a conference call when his Hong Kong client was introduced to the delight of the London team:

Fanny Pong
 

thadook

New member
Bum Suk (often spelled Beom Seok in English to avoid embarrassment but pronounced the same way) is not an uncommon name for men in Korea.
 

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
Reprising an old favourite:

 
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