The objectionable Michael Portillo

yyaldrin

in je ogen waait de wind
i can't believe craner wrote that? really????? this would be a major case of the mask slips. craner's real face reveals. and i had constructed such a beautiful image of him in my head. one that of a pure gentleman.
 

version

Who loves ya, baby?
i can't believe craner wrote that? really????? this would be a major case of the mask slips. craner's real face reveals. and i had constructed such a beautiful image of him in my head. one that of a pure gentleman.
He's outed himself as Dissensus' Patrick Bateman.
 

craner

Beast of Burden
This was a low point in my life and I reacted to it in a rash and irrational manner last night.
 

luka

Well-known member
Staff member
can you recreate what was deleted please? accurate in all period detail
 

craner

Beast of Burden
I can't remember the period detail, I don't even remember writing on this thread. I assume, judging by the date, that I was plastered.
 

john eden

male pale and stale
I can read deleted posts now (I feel like that kid in the sixth sense) but will preserve Craner's dignity as he has been so contrite.
 

WashYourHands

Active member
Portillo is a rubber faced cunt like Martin Clunes, but with added crimes against trousers, whereas Clunes should just be shot for Men Behaving Badly. Significant margins. And he’s mates with D Abbott ffs.

I cringe when his rail programs come on because rail travel on your hols is such a hoot. He doesn’t flout gimpy hats like Sebag-Montwhateverthefuck while regaling you about the past of a specific place, but as an ex front bench Tory he’s got some balls parading anywhere. He should have to go through a kind of hall-pass system where he has to constantly reapply to travel, thereby experiencing some Kafka-esque nightmare that could tip him into psychosis hopefully.

Whatever a post lockdown world looks like, whatever reassembles itself from these monstrous horrors, lets just put him on on the Tube forever on one never ending loop of misery where all he can eat is Dominos, preferably tied to Millwall’s home games and times too.

Tuppence worth.
 
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