favourite wiley non-sequiturs

benjybars

village elder.
"i got the cheapest pen / London's under attack you might see me on the news at ten"


"had a little sleep but now i'm gonna get up / go to the shop and get a £10 top-up"


"...throwing pineapples in cars / wiley is too bizarre for daytime radio"


also had an old tape with just him and tynchy where he spits bars about being on the 17th floor of a hotel in Atlanta and someone catches him skinning up so he goes down to the 16th floor and skins up there instead. never really heard those bars again...
 
"i got the cheapest pen / London's under attack you might see me on the news at ten"


"had a little sleep but now i'm gonna get up / go to the shop and get a £10 top-up"


"...throwing pineapples in cars / wiley is too bizarre for daytime radio"


also had an old tape with just him and tynchy where he spits bars about being on the 17th floor of a hotel in Atlanta and someone catches him skinning up so he goes down to the 16th floor and skins up there instead. never really heard those bars again...

You not got that anymore, no?
 

continuum

smugpolice
Can’t test me
Ask Skepta
Come to your ends like Achilles and take out Hector
Do you even know the meaning of war?
Try and clash me you’ll get carried out on a stretcher
I wear Nike don’t wear Acupunctures or Sketchers
I’m known for blowing up sectors
I went college but I didn’t turn up to no lectures
I’ll still make it I bet ya
 
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Diggedy Derek

Stray Dog
Fantastic thread.

The "pilau and nan" was the one which immediately sprung to mind. What about:

"I'm like the rising sun/I put those pies in the oven"

"I ain't got a gat in my car/I've got a baseball bat in my car/But I use it to play baseball/Or I play rounders"
 

luka

Well-known member
38 bus
thats where you saw me
on the 38 bus
nah thats what you saw
you saw the 38 bus'....
im like the 38 bus cos i never turn up



or words to that effect
 

Ach!

Turd on the Run
"I've got lyrics that are straight from the heart
and you've got lyrics that arise from a fart
but it's all good though 'cos you got the little boy flow
but i'm a big man in the charts"

from that Westwood freestyle thing.
 

alex

Do not read this.
i used to play toy guns with wooden pegs...and a bit of wood

and I wouldnt have it on the regs

some of them hatched last week from theyre eggs

not in that order, apologies richard if i just raped that lyric
 
If there wasn't a Wiley there wouldn't be a Dot Rotten
But where's all the grime fans here I've got them
Watching Eastenders and I saw Nick Cotton
 
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