Which 90s pop diva would you like to be your executioner?

as above

  • Sam Fox (even tho she's 80s)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Betty Boo

    Votes: 7 43.8%
  • Cuntmouth from M People

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Gina G

    Votes: 3 18.8%
  • Sabrina

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Sheryl Crow

    Votes: 1 6.3%
  • Louise

    Votes: 1 6.3%
  • Sam Fox (but only in the 90s)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Beyonce

    Votes: 4 25.0%
  • Lulu (assisted by Take That)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    16
  • Poll closed .

martin

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Say you've got a violent death fetish where you'd hit the ultimate orgasm should any 90s pop diva hang or garotte(or shoot, if you're a drip) you in a 15th century show trial in...Iran. Who would you pick?
 

matt b

Indexing all opinion
Say you've got a violent death fetish where you'd hit the ultimate orgasm should any 90s pop diva hang or garotte(or shoot, if you're a drip) you in a 15th century show trial in...Iran. Who would you pick?

This is in theory, right?

May I suggest a poll?
 

baboon2004

Darned cockwombles.
This sounds brilliant. More orgiastic pop-death fantasies please.

Idea in progress:
If you were a Norwegian male escort, which pop star would you choose to handcuff you and beat you with a metal chain following a nude photo shoot?
 

sufi

lala
SINiTTAAAAAA

um beyonce was but a child in the 90's and
where is sinitta in all of this please?
 
D

droid

Guest
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or

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or

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Some ruff aman business in that last one.
 

nomos

Administrator
yeah nice idea but fat chance of it coming true with a private poll :slanted: beyonce, if you're reading...
 

nomos

Administrator
actually, you know, whighfield singing endless iterations of saturday night, as kathy-bates-in-misery type figure, on a groundhog-day-like perpetual saturday night.

yeah.
 

STN

sou'wester
oh let's not get started on the unbridled pop joy of Gina G compared to the tired, rockist posturing of Sheryl Crow.

I went for Betty Boo, even though she's really annoying.
 
I would have picked Lisa Stansfield should she have been there. She'd have called me chuck and I'd have had a brief sense of nostalgia.
 
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