When I said British sexuality was body horror, Version found all these quotes of people online talking about Holly Willoughby and how they’d split her asshole open and sniff her sweaty ass crack and all that.
I’ve now discovered all these wicked twitters dedicated to wholesome, mumsy daytime TV...
bring back barty
israeli occupation of the wank bank
j. h. prynne
knobbed by the riddler
pot noodle horn
smooth palmed corpsey
versionversion's brother
version's throbbing penis
villager's hands
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