I always wind up family members irl by making up silly, mundane things. I told my gran my brother got a part-time job at a hotel bar and she obviously believed it and started asking him about it and he had no idea what was going on.
I told the rest of the family my dad had gifted one of my brothers a set of antique golf clubs even though he didn't play golf and they all said it was disgusting he was playing favourites and giving away valuable items like that.
The trick's to make it about something pedestrian. The kind of thing nobody would assume you'd make up because it's so boring. I once told my mum my brother slept with his slippers on because his duvet was too short and she was like "Oh no! That's awful!", went and told him how sad it was and he was just like "What the hell are you on about?".
I'm just getting started! You quit snippin and start contributing to the threadYou haven't thought of anything. Is this a cruel insult?
Where can I see this? I need more Version content in my lifeThat christmas list was pretty good. A lightning tour of the depravity zoo.
fixed that for youVersion is clever, rich, mysterious and aimless. He should really live in Leeds, in a glass box filled with TV screens, overlooking the city. He's the most glamorous member of the board.