Captain Jack's Jewels

[versh]

A thread for Lucky Jack Law to bless us with his treasures, acquired during years of fruitful adventures circling the coast of Cyprus.

 

[versh]

"Sir, might we press you for an anecdote?"

 

[catalog]

Let's keep it clean in the tags gentlemen.

 

[line b]

oh captain my captain

 

[catalog]

The bit with Aubrey and maturin doing tunes together should be deployed for the woopswector collab.

 

[woops]

i've said hello to @wektor's dad today he and i are in a similar line of work

 

[luka]

i've said hello to @wektor's dad today he and i are in a similar line of work

mad coinicednce this, we are literally old friends with him. hes been saying hi to us for years.

 

[catalog]

That's another word you can't spell to add to the list.

 

[luka]

i can actually spell that one if i pay attention. coincidence.

 

[luka]

my spelling is not so very bad i dont think. but im lazy.

 

[versh]

He logged in, didn't even bother to look at the thread then logged out again. Absolute cock.

 

[catalog]

Come on now, he might have had a lot of unread threads. It can be overwhelming.

 

[catalog]

We might have to start without him.

 

[catalog]

I have a guilty soft/rigid hard spot for Coldplay, btw I have fond memories of listening to some of their accoustic sorrowful songs while crying because I couldn't get my penis sucked to save my life

There was one incident (not coldplay related) where I attended a party dressed as a schoolgirl (it was that sort of party) and I projectile vomited outside the village hall before i even got inside, which somehow ruined everything for me – i stormed off, dressed as a schoolgirl, crying

I think I did actually listen to coldplay when i got back

 

[catalog]

I've gotta say I do like that song as well. Coldplay are one of those aren't they. Yoh detest them but there's the odd good tune.

 

[catalog]

Chris on a bike you can't quote any of the messages on choon of the day, presumably cos it's locked.

 

[mvuent]

He logged in, didn't even bother to look at the thread then logged out again. Absolute cock.

if he does his "oh you're specifically asking me to say something well in that case i'll pointedly ignore you" bit this time i will flip a table.

 

[mvuent]

euphoria. hands in the air moments. humanism. the dialectial pull between highbrow respectability and lowbrow viscerality. these and more are the themes we've associate corpsey. will this be the definitive statement of said values, or will new unexpected ones be foregrounded for the first time?

 

[woops]

He logged in, didn't even bother to look at the thread then logged out again. Absolute cock.

no surprise there though as this is how he responds to every invitation to socialise

 

[mvuent]

Prawn sandwich

Followed by an ice cream and a white twix

I'm in a bad place food wise